Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Allama]

In response to your crude allegations, dear Emp, I give you this song:

*ahem*

We're the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you:
"We don't do anything!"

And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poop deck
And I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all
And I've never walked the gang plank and I've never owned a parrot
And I've never been to Boston in the fall

'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you:
"We don't do anything!"

[The Empire]

Aye, and ye expect me to just fall fer that simple one do ye lassie? I'm sorry lass, but that's no pipe fer yer rum tonight.

[Bara]

ummm...yeah......so, do ya want the leg or not?!

[kor]

This for all you pirates.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/darkstar123456/Pirate1.swf

[The Empire]

*thinks a bit*

*rummages through a newly discovered crate with an odd symbol on the side*

Umm... I think 'll take theese bio-mechanical ones instead

*carves away what's left of my legs during plenty of scraming and attatches the NOD reaper-cyborg legs instead*

[Khablan]

Capt'n Khab thinks to herself.  Arrr, methinks me crew 've had it soft too long, all that drinkin' rum and eatin' cookies, fishin' and swimmin' in the lagoon.  It's made 'em lazy!  There be no hammerin' at puttin' up more huts!  There be no diggin' fer gold!  There even be no complainin' as far as the ear can hear!  Bah. Best do somethin' about that.

ALRIGHT all ye lily-livered cowards!  I'm sick o' all this crab!  Build me a raft so's we can head offshore and catch some sharks or somethin'!  An' we're gonna need some harpoons, so find us some flint to make into points! 

You there!  Emp!  Quit tryin' to peek up PUR's grass skirt!  I saw ya! 

[Khem]

hey thats girls only! like the tattoo says....

* The Wonderful PUR drinks more rum and falls back to sleep.

[Bara]

*makes a raft, and puts on the rifles that Barak brought ashore (Ak-47, Boltgun, Karabiner 98k and a Sawed-off shotgun)*

"There ya kahb, lets go"

[Talmann]

Aye, that be a nice baby-floater there, Bara!
*pushes small ship into water, already sealed with some pitch*
(Dimensions: 20ft x 10ft x 5.5ft lxwxh)
Sorry, Capt'n... I was savin' it as a surprise. Where else do ya think I was off to? An' the sail is only quarter done, makin' them outta fern fronds makes it a tad hard, don't ya know... As fer harpoons, how else did we get this fish, eh? I don't do the shark thing, but I have a couple here... *Takes out three harpoons of varying length: 5 ft, 7 ft, and 5.5 ft, the long one having both ends sharpened*

[Bara]

*wanders over to tal's ship*

"I'm going with tal'"

[Allama]

"Aye, Tal's ship be the place fer me.  I've got some sharpened flint bits, here, if'n you'd like to tie them to sticks."

[Talmann]

Al' would ya mind terribly helping me with these sails? I've also gotta build a roof over this thing, and walls, so we can have a kitchen to cook, and some storage, and bedrooms...

[Allama]

"Sure thing, Tal!"

* At this, Alana starts weaving sails with the startling speed born of handicraft-making.

[Khem]

* The Wonderful PUR falls out of the crows nest and starts sewing with the speed of a coked up roadrunner.

"no bacon for me......i like the shoes.......how much does it way.... oh your silly."

everyone realizes she is sewing in her sleep.

[Bara]

"Anyway.."

*begins to build the walls around the ship*