Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Khem]

ahh they are nuts ok....

[PoD Gunner]

Empire mate, could you fix me up something similar?  ...but please add my favorite vegetable to it ...some meat.  lots of, if I think about it

[The Empire]

One hot Iguana/canibal on a stick with coconut special coming up! CATCH!
*tosses the roasted spit to Gunner*

[Khablan]

Whaaaat, PUR has nuts now?  When did this happen??  Yer breakin' me ol' pirate heart!  Something ye didn't tell us there, PUR dearie? 

...but please add my favorite vegetable to it ...some meat.

Ah Gunner, spoken like a true male.  Here, don't forget the garlic.

Well, yer capt'n is on a diet, so I'll just nibble on an ear, methinks.

[Bara]

*Puts on a helmnet that covers his ears*

"dont eat me..."

[Khablan]

Yer in no danger, Bara.  We won't eat ye.  Except as a desperate measure when the food's run out.  But ye'll still have a sportin' chance there.  Yer young, ye might be able t' outrun us, at least fer awhile.

[Bara]

*runs over to the food chace*

"oh my god...."

*runs back to the cpatian and crew*

"Well, were out of food.."

*Runs away*

[The Empire]

*hums a little rhyme*
"Lay down your arms and surrender, it'll be worse if you fight or run, you can do as you please, you can climb up the trees but you can't get away from the guns..."

[Bara]

"Well, why do i have to be eaten? i havent lived yet!"

[The Empire]

Well, technically, I think there is more meat on Alana or Pur, plus that they will most likely be tastier. But unfortunately for you, they aren't expendable if we want to make sure our piraty way of life continues to exist in future generations... And your young age means your meat is still supple and tender, not stringy and dry like us semi-old geezers....

[Bara]

"oh..but 1st, you have to get thorugh my army!"

*Gets over 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 millon Imperial gurads men and tanks and sends them all after empire*

"Ha ha!"

[Solnath]

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[The Empire]

Ummm *reveals inquisitorial seal and speaks to the guardsmen* By His holy might, vested in His holy inquisition I command you to return to your assigned operational theatre at Armageddon prime.

There, Barak, what were you saying?

[Khablan]

Capt'n Khabby just wants to remind everyone that HER meat is by far the oldest, and therefore, the stringiest.  Not good eating at all.  Just for future reference, ye know.

[Allama]

There be very little meat on my bones; skinny as a rail, you see.  Nope, no meat here.

* Alana hides the shape of her bottom behind a fluffy grass skirt and hums to throw them off the trail.