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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 65952 times)

Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #180 on: June 22, 2007, 03:05:28 PM »
* Talmann joins Gunner and Al' on a semi-large raft made of parts of the ship...

Think y'all'll need a Boy Scout t' help ya build yer huts an' such? Btw, I saved the most important thing next to the rum...
* Talmann pulls out cases full of cookies and throws Al' one.
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"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #181 on: June 22, 2007, 03:09:21 PM »
Thank God!

* Alana munches cookies ravenously.

Ooh, these taste like Mama Khab's delectable treats!  Speaking of treats, the first thing we need to do on the island is set up a distillery...

Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #182 on: June 22, 2007, 03:13:34 PM »
Indeed! Hey, where is Mama Khab?
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #183 on: June 22, 2007, 03:46:13 PM »
*Barakarin flys over with his helicopter and drops rum and Momma Khab onto the raft*

"Wait for me!"

*Jumps out of the helo and joins Tal and Al' on the raft*

"Wazzzup?"
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Solnath

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #184 on: June 22, 2007, 04:00:14 PM »
* Soly hoards the rum.
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Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #185 on: June 22, 2007, 04:02:16 PM »
No rum camping, Soly!  We need it to fuel our efforts.  Don't make me get the spray bottle.

Offline Solnath

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #186 on: June 22, 2007, 04:05:12 PM »
Go ahead, I thrive on sprays.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #187 on: June 22, 2007, 04:13:40 PM »
*pulls out a flamethrower and sprays soly with flame*

WHAT NOW!!!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #188 on: June 22, 2007, 04:19:37 PM »
* Drenches Soly with spray bottle, putting out the fire.

For shame, Bara!  You could have singed his fur.

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #189 on: June 22, 2007, 04:20:27 PM »
*Points the flamethrower at 'Al*

What was that now?
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Allama

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #190 on: June 22, 2007, 04:23:17 PM »
I said, and I quote, *ahem* "You could have singed his fur."  You ought to listen a bit better, dearie.  Trigger-happiness could go down a notch, as well.

* Alana takes flamethrower and empties out the fuel, just before handing it back.

There you go, now.  You still have a fun toy and you can trigger it as often as you like without hurting your fellow pirates.  ;)

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #191 on: June 22, 2007, 04:24:32 PM »
*Pulls out dual uzis*

Yes, i love this toys.. DANCE SOLY!!!!!!!!!!!

*Fires at solys feet
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Solnath

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #192 on: June 22, 2007, 04:33:20 PM »
* Soly ignores the bullets and incinerates Bark with his gaze.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #193 on: June 22, 2007, 04:51:45 PM »
HAH!!! You cant do that!

*Puts on Spartan Armour*

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!

*Pulls out a sword and charges soly and his cats*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Khablan

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #194 on: June 22, 2007, 05:17:30 PM »
Never fear, Mama Khab is none the worse for wear.

Ah, Talmann, you saved the cookies!  Good for you.  You have your priorities straight, I'll say that.

ALRIGHT, Soly and Barakarin, behave!  Come over here and have some cookies.  That'll settle you down.  Be good, now, Bara, or Eduardo might get cranky.

By the way... anyone seen Jack? 
« Last Edit: June 22, 2007, 05:19:55 PM by Khablan »
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