Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Talmann]

* Talmann joins Gunner and Al' on a semi-large raft made of parts of the ship...

Think y'all'll need a Boy Scout t' help ya build yer huts an' such? Btw, I saved the most important thing next to the rum...

* Talmann pulls out cases full of cookies and throws Al' one.

[Allama]

Thank God!

* Alana munches cookies ravenously.

Ooh, these taste like Mama Khab's delectable treats!  Speaking of treats, the first thing we need to do on the island is set up a distillery...

[Talmann]

Indeed! Hey, where is Mama Khab?

[Bara]

*Barakarin flys over with his helicopter and drops rum and Momma Khab onto the raft*

"Wait for me!"

*Jumps out of the helo and joins Tal and Al' on the raft*

"Wazzzup?"

[Solnath]

* Soly hoards the rum.

[Allama]

No rum camping, Soly!  We need it to fuel our efforts.  Don't make me get the spray bottle.

[Solnath]

Go ahead, I thrive on sprays.

[Bara]

*pulls out a flamethrower and sprays soly with flame*

WHAT NOW!!!

[Allama]

* Drenches Soly with spray bottle, putting out the fire.

For shame, Bara!  You could have singed his fur.

[Bara]

*Points the flamethrower at 'Al*

What was that now?

[Allama]

I said, and I quote, *ahem* "You could have singed his fur."  You ought to listen a bit better, dearie.  Trigger-happiness could go down a notch, as well.

* Alana takes flamethrower and empties out the fuel, just before handing it back.

There you go, now.  You still have a fun toy and you can trigger it as often as you like without hurting your fellow pirates. 

[Bara]

*Pulls out dual uzis*

Yes, i love this toys.. DANCE SOLY!!!!!!!!!!!

*Fires at solys feet

[Solnath]

* Soly ignores the bullets and incinerates Bark with his gaze.

[Bara]

HAH!!! You cant do that!

*Puts on Spartan Armour*

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!!!!

*Pulls out a sword and charges soly and his cats*

[Khablan]

Never fear, Mama Khab is none the worse for wear.

Ah, Talmann, you saved the cookies!  Good for you.  You have your priorities straight, I'll say that.

ALRIGHT, Soly and Barakarin, behave!  Come over here and have some cookies.  That'll settle you down.  Be good, now, Bara, or Eduardo might get cranky.

By the way... anyone seen Jack?