Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[PoD Gunner]

Pshaw! *Gunner crosses his arms on his chest and pokes Eduardo, who is sleeping in the sun, on the middle deck* Wake up, champ. Those pesky marine mammals are starting to fart *cough* sorry in our direction and the crew is already jumping to abandon the ship. Time to show them what we're made of.

[Varkour]

Whats all this crap about Pirates?!

Ninjas are way cooler

[Khablan]

Right ye are, Gunner!  AVAST!!!  Man yer battle stations!  Gunner, see if ye can set Eduardo to fetchin' back any ship jumpers, we'll need 'em all to fire the cannons!  Weigh anchor!  Hoist the mizzen!  Fire at will! 

Take heart, me laddies, we haven't lost yet!  We'll feast on dolphin steaks and me finest rum tonight! 

[The Empire]

"DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!"

*Drops through the tower hatch as the water starts rising around the tower's base and within seconds, all that can be seen are the attack dolphins, the pirate ship and the white streaks of torpedoes heading for it*

[Allama]

That yellow rapscallion absconded with the rum!  Opening fire, all cannons, Cap'n!

[Bara]

"Party time"

*Jumps on a quad .50 cal*

"Tell me when to fire!"

[Allama]

Alright Bara, it's aimed right at the sub 'o' rum.  Fire!

[Bara]

*Starts raking the sub*

hmmm...its metal...and the bulets dont work... I GOT A IDEA!!!!!

*jumps into a heliocopter and flys over the sub*

BOMBS AWAY!!!!

*drops the bombs and watchis the sub go down*

[The Empire]

*listens to sonar as the decoy is destroyed and mermie torpedoes start detonating against the wooden hull of the pirate ship*

YARR! Cheers to y'all, the finest privateer crew in the northern seas! Set course for our home pen, the crown will have a new mission for us soon enough. 'till then let's feast on kaptain Khab's rum!

[Bara]

*Sees the ship sink*

OMG!!!! YOU KILLED THE CREW!!!!

[The Empire]

The only thing cooler than pirates: Pirate hunters...

Side note: I didn't fire a shot, you killed them by upsetting the mermies in spite of my warnings Barak

[Bara]

TAKE THIS YOU PIRATE HUNTER!

*Fires a Nuke and the Parte Hunters HQ killing both Empire and his crew, along with the sub*

SUCKAS!!!

[PoD Gunner]

ugh. If there was any doubt in my mind, it's gone. I don't wanna join RP.

*crawls on the back of Eduardo holding tight a crate o'grog and sets sail to the nearest exotic island*

[Allama]

For the love of God, take me with you!

* Alana abandons ship.

[PoD Gunner]

*turns Eduardo around and helps Allama climb on its back*
Good, I wasn't terribly keen on solitude. Now, with this kind of company, the situation has changed. 

Where's Capt'n Khab? This stupid beast is rather large, guess it could carry a whole colony on its back! We'll build a new ship and set sail on a crusade to exterminate all mermaids and dolphins. That unless the WWF and Greenpeace led by Empire won't nuke our island before we get a chance to gather some good construction wood.