Sorry Cap'n, not good with macramés *uh, and to prove I'm not insulted by the offer* I am very good at oiling hot bodies.....and harpooning random beings, not necessarily in that order or at the same time.
On another topic, would you mind having a crocodile on-board, as a pet, of course.
Wha, Empire jumped off? Yarrrrrrrr.....too bad I like him, he's still in harpooning-distance!!!