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Author Topic: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)  (Read 66046 times)

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1125 on: December 12, 2007, 08:59:03 PM »
Well duh...

*kicks the tree, and a computer appears*

Computer: Hello Agent Bara

Bara: Hello Computer. Access files 845693

Computer: Here you are.

Bara: Thank you computer, open up the lair pelase

Computer: Yes sir

*a undeground door appears*

This is my Scaert Pirate Lair...

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Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1126 on: December 12, 2007, 09:00:38 PM »
Secret, huh? Not any more.

So...can I come in?

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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1127 on: December 12, 2007, 09:02:10 PM »
Sure.

*walks in, hodling a large folder.*

Larry, watch out

*watches as a huge chainsaw hits larry, cutting off his head*

oww...
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1128 on: December 12, 2007, 09:04:55 PM »
Aw, man, I needed that.

Got any regeneration booths in this here lair?
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Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1129 on: December 12, 2007, 09:06:20 PM »
*dodging multiple booby traps, Talmann walks in*
This is a lair? If it's your lair, then why does it try and kill you when you come in? And why didn't you tell us this was your island?

I guess you were having a splitting headache, eh Larry-san?
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1130 on: December 12, 2007, 09:08:37 PM »
oh, it doesnt try to kill me. Watch

*presses a button and a large group of robots with chainsaws enter*

They attack whoever that doesnt have my DNA. All of the trap do.

*presses a button again, and they go away*

Anywho, Larry, the regrtion pods are to your left, the rest of you, to my living room
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1131 on: December 12, 2007, 09:12:22 PM »
*regenerates, and joins the others in the living room*

So, totally hypothetically, if I were to enter this lair alone, covered with your DNA, the traps wouldn't hurt me?
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1132 on: December 12, 2007, 09:15:21 PM »
No.

*hands everyobdy some drinks*

So, what do you think of the lair?

And tal, i thought it would be rude to let everybody know that i own this island. After all, i cant let most peolpe know that i use this to house my personal Army, Navy, Airforce and stuff. After all, this is my indepnt Kingdom.
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Talmann

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1133 on: December 12, 2007, 09:22:19 PM »
Kingdom, eh? So, hypothetically, if one of us kills you, we control this island?

*whispers to Larry and Al'*
I think we found the treasure...
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1134 on: December 12, 2007, 09:24:35 PM »
Nope. I cant die.

*hovers his fingers over the button that calls his army*

Now, what was that you whispered to Al and larry?
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1135 on: December 12, 2007, 09:36:34 PM »
Um, he was saying what a pleasure it is...to enjoy a drink with you like this. In your wonderful lair.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1136 on: December 12, 2007, 09:39:33 PM »
Good.

So..just by any chance, anybody else rule any sort of kingdom?

*opens his folder*

So...looks like i made 9000 British pounds last run, and many more amercian dollars.
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1137 on: December 12, 2007, 09:45:07 PM »
Obviously, you aren't going to be able to spend all that British money. Why not give it to me, and I can get it exchanged for you.
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Offline Bara

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1138 on: December 12, 2007, 09:50:04 PM »
No. Coumpter!

*a cyborg a appears*

Yes?

Please have this converted to amercian money, and buy the usall stuff, then sell it when the time ir right

Yes.

*cyborg leaves*

Anywho. Larry, i need you to run to the super market. its on the island nearby. Take my car. The chaffuer shall take you there.
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Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Delfos

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Re: Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)
« Reply #1139 on: December 12, 2007, 09:55:39 PM »
Cookies still win, and I doubt this should be pinned.
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