Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Bara]

yep. Its part of Warhammer 40k.

[Larry]

Hmm, this Warhammer universe continues to intrigue me. It sounds like the kind of thing I'd really enjoy. Y'know, if I were a total geek.

[Bara]

I'll explain some of the races to you.

Orks: Savage, Warlike. They live mainly to fight.

Eldar: Rare, members of a dying Race

Space Marines: The Elite Fighting forces, made from the God Emperors Flesh

Chaos space Marines: Once space Marines who have turned there backs to the God-empoer, and worship the chaos gods

Imperial Guard: The largest and most dives re army. They are drawn from the hundereds of worlds in the hundreds.

Dark Eldar: Cruel and Evil, they live only to Torture.

Necrons: The Necrons are a mysterious race of skeletal warriors that have lain dormant in their stasis-tombs for millions of years. They are ancient beyond reckoning, pre-dating even the Eldar. Yet, they are beginning to awaken, for the galaxy is ripe for harvest.

Tau:On the Eastern Fringe of the galaxy, a new race has emerged to challenge the might of the Imperium of Man and the other established races in the 41st millennium. They are the Tau, a surprisingly advanced race that has organized itself around a single guiding principle known as "The Greater Good."

Tyrinds: Across the stars, a locust-like swarm of aliens attacked the Imperium of Man and the other species of the galaxy with ravenous ferocity. Known as Tyranids, this race of bio-mechanical monstrosities is driven by a single, narrow purpose: to feed. By ingesting the biomass of entire worlds, the Tyranids grow while absorbing genetic material so they can evolve into more-lethal killing machines.

[Cyadkuso]

*Walks back from wherever he had been for the past...long time...and clubs Bara over the back of the head, then pays the secret association of space ninjas to jettison his body in a clear casket into the warp.*
Ah..the pointless knowledge of Warhammer 40k when you do not actually play it. =)

[Larry]

*fires a rocket launcher at the pirate's ship*

Well, even ninjas get bored of subtlety sometimes.

[Bara]

*Walks back to the therad*

Son of a Bread!

[Talmann]

(As mast collapses, Talmann jumps down from the rigging, landing in a roll, pulls out his pistol mid-roll and shoots bullet at Larry)

Eat lead, ninja scum!

[Bara]

yey! Tal!

*looks around, looking for his qaud*

Crap, it got blew up!

[Larry]

*Larry easily deflects Tal's bullet, sends a couple of throwing knives in his direction, and leaps overboard*

[Bara]

*Presses the red button and unleashes the sharks at Larry*

[Larry]

*punches the sharks on the nose to fend them off, and clambers up to the shore*

Two can play at that game.

*takes a remote control from his pocket, presses the blue button, and unleashes the killer bees at Bara*

[Bara]

*fthrows some honey over the boat, then takes a remote control with a green button, preses it*

The pizza is coming soon.

[Larry]

Cool. No anchovies on mine, thanks.

*presses a yellow button*

I have no idea what this does.

*a five ton weight falls on top of Larry*

[Bara]

Ha! i ordered mushroom and onions!

[The Empire]

*Turns a key, lifts a lid, enters a code, scans his iris, enters another code, turns another key, opens a door, enters a nearly empty cabin, walks up to a control panel, presses a hidden button. Observes as Larry and Barak melt into one, single inseparable... thing.*