Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Bara]

One moment

*Walks over to his quad .50 Cal, hops on and blasts away at the new uy*

He said shoot.

[Larry]

Clearly, he was actually asking me to shoot you.

*fires at Bara several times with his gunchucks*

[Bara]

*lives, and rushes larry with a ax*

You know, why do pirates and ninjas fight? what if the real bad guy is zombies?

[Larry]

Zombies? What did zombies ever do to you?

No, ninjas and pirates have to fight. It's just one of those things. It's physically impossible for them to live peacefully together. Accept it, and move on.

*decapitates Bara with a katana*

[Bara]

*Stumbles around and picks up his head*

Excuse me

*Walks over to emp*

You got a first aid kit?

[The Empire]

Sorry, Al' had to use my last one to bandage a paper cut

[Gulliver]

Wow, we're still arguing about this? I'd have thought we could have advanced to Space Ninjas vs. Space Pirates by now.

[Bara]

dude, space pirates rule.

[Larry]

Maybe so, but Space Ninjas? The whole concept is entirely ridiculous.

[The Empire]

See! That's why pirates win, they can adapt with the times, ninja's get obsolete!

[Larry]

That's stupid. Ninjas just have no reason to go into space. Why should they? But if they were forced to, they could totally adapt. Some cool, lightweight, camouflage spacesuits with concealed pockets, maybe some gravity boots, jetpacks, boomerang shurikens, etc. Whereas pirates would probably just go to space, drink a lot, get lost, and die of space-scurvy.

[Bara]

boomerang shurikens,

wouldnt that just kill you?

"die pirate!"

*Throws the shuriken and misses*

"Wait, run! hes got a gun!"

*gets hit in the back with the shurkien*

[Larry]

Well, naturally you'd need to be fairly skilled in the art of ninja in order to catch them without hurting yourself, but anyone stupid enough to throw one and then forget about it probably deserves death.

[Bara]

well, what if there running from this huge gun (like, a lascannon) and also took some drugs before hand, and the adrenaline, wouldn't you forget it to?

[Larry]

Well, any ninja stupid enough to take drugs probably deserves death, too. In any case, a good ninja remains calm at all times, so adrenaline and stuff wouldn't be a factor either.

Also, a lascannon? That sounds like a pretty cool weapon.