Pirates or Ninjas? (Home of the Taijituan Pirates! Yarr!)

[Khem]

* Death... imposes the rule that no one but bara can die.

[Larry]

*Larry's army of invincible ninjas swarm Bara*

[Khem]

"Bwahhahaha. chalk one more up for Death."

[The Empire]

*Ascends to the immortality of deamonhood*

Well, this was getting boring anyway, screw you guys, I'm joining the ladies.

*flies over to Al' and Khab and settles down on a random crate*

[Larry]

*watches as Emp sits down on a crate full of fire ants, then slices the crate in two with a well-aimed shuriken*

[The Empire]

*plays amusedly with the ants' rudimentary minds, making them form  shapes and sounds to amuse the ladies*

[Larry]

*encloses himself in an Emp-proof bubble, walks up to Emp, and hits him repeatedly with a big stick*

[The Empire]

*Makes the fire-ants eat Larry's clothes and tie him to the mast with steel cables*

[Larry]

*glares at the cables until they snap, and rips off his fake skin to reveal another ninja outfit underneath*

Alright, fine, I give up.

*goes away to kill Bara a few more times*

[brokencaveboy]

cookies al the way

[Bara]

Wait, aren't i already dead?

[Larry]

The grave is no bar to my wrath!

*kills Bara again*

[Khablan]

Bara, me mate, there be no shame in bein' undead.  But eh... think ye could stand a little further away from me coffee mug?  Last time ye did that, an ear fell in and we 'ad ter fish it back out fer ye.

* Khablan Capt'n Khabby goes back to watching the ants.

Arrrr, looka there, they be makin' a skull & crossbones.  Sweeeeet!

[Bara]

dont hate the undead!

[Tulin]

Shoot. Give a pirate one bottle of rum and they're toast. Ninjas are more disciplined, have both legs, and are far more agile than pirates.