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Offline Of Crazed

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If you were the last person on earth.
« on: March 22, 2008, 01:51:21 AM »
List some things you would do.

- Blow shit up
- Go to the white house, and shit on the president's desk.
- Go to a museum and burn, cut up, blow up all the ones I don't like.
- Drive fast cars.

-Burn my school down
- Break all the glass where I work with a sledge hammer/gun. Then burn it down.
-Take out a bridge, with an RPG.
-Break the most expensive things in Best Buy

This thread is a result of two bored people at work.

More later.
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Offline Delfos

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #1 on: March 22, 2008, 02:23:25 AM »
Fly a commercial airplane into the BigBen and jump out with parachute to the Thames before impact?
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Offline Myroria

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2008, 02:55:47 AM »
Break into a fertility clinic and fertilize the eggs, and be worshipped as a God by the new humans.

Duh.
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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #3 on: March 22, 2008, 04:02:07 AM »
Burst through walls and shout OH YEAH; I'm a creature of habit.
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Offline Annex

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2008, 04:03:12 AM »
Quote from: Libertarian Monarchy of Myroria on March 22, 2008, 02:55:47 AM
Break into a fertility clinic and fertilize the eggs, and be worshipped as a God by the new humans.

Duh.

I am so glad that in this scenario, I am already dead.
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Offline Delfos

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2008, 04:38:05 AM »
two
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2008, 01:03:14 PM »
I'd sleep.
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Offline Bara

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2008, 02:14:47 PM »
what i would do....

1) Get a Awesome Computer

2) Get a Generator running

3) Get All the single player games i wanted

4) Turn up SOAD, Linking Park, and BB

5) Game, and eat. Reapeat.
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #8 on: March 22, 2008, 02:36:58 PM »
I would teach RW how to spell "repeat".
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Offline Bara

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2008, 02:45:13 PM »
that would make you a zombie.
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2008, 09:51:49 PM »
I am a BURNING zombie!
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Offline Bara

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2008, 09:52:39 PM »
sorry.
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Offline Delfos

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2008, 04:12:45 PM »
Quote from: The Road Warrior on March 22, 2008, 02:14:47 PM
what i would do....

1) Get a Awesome Computer

2) Get a Generator running

3) Get All the single player games i wanted

4) Turn up SOAD, Linking Park, and BB

5) Game, and eat. Reapeat.

best options ever, although I would choose some other things to entertain me with, I would specially not play any of those bands you've mentioned, but hell, I would collect everything I could, books, music, games, and play it all. oh and porn...after a while I would feel very lonely...
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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2008, 04:59:45 PM »
Quote from: Delfos on March 23, 2008, 04:12:45 PM
Quote from: The Road Warrior on March 22, 2008, 02:14:47 PM
what i would do....

1) Get a Awesome Computer

2) Get a Generator running

3) Get All the single player games i wanted

4) Turn up SOAD, Linking Park, and BB

5) Game, and eat. Reapeat.

best options ever, although I would choose some other things to entertain me with, I would specially not play any of those bands you've mentioned, but hell, I would collect everything I could, books, music, games, and play it all. oh and porn...after a while I would feel very lonely...

porn is the lifeblood of all men.
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Offline Kia Nation

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2008, 10:03:43 PM »
Quote from: The Road Warrior on March 22, 2008, 02:45:13 PM
that would make you a zombie.
It's quite alright. I like being a burning zombie. That means I can do this.

*hugs RW. RW catches on fire
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