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Title: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Of Crazed on March 22, 2008, 01:51:21 AM: List some things you would do.

- Blow shit up
- Go to the white house, and shit on the president's desk.
- Go to a museum and burn, cut up, blow up all the ones I don't like.
- Drive fast cars.

-Burn my school down
- Break all the glass where I work with a sledge hammer/gun. Then burn it down.
-Take out a bridge, with an RPG.
-Break the most expensive things in Best Buy

This thread is a result of two bored people at work.

More later.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Delfos on March 22, 2008, 02:23:25 AM: Fly a commercial airplane into the BigBen and jump out with parachute to the Thames before impact?
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Myroria on March 22, 2008, 02:55:47 AM: Break into a fertility clinic and fertilize the eggs, and be worshipped as a God by the new humans.

Duh.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Chairman Steve on March 22, 2008, 04:02:07 AM: Burst through walls and shout OH YEAH; I'm a creature of habit.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Annex on March 22, 2008, 04:03:12 AM: Quote from: Libertarian Monarchy of Myroria on March 22, 2008, 02:55:47 AM
Break into a fertility clinic and fertilize the eggs, and be worshipped as a God by the new humans.

Duh.

I am so glad that in this scenario, I am already dead.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Delfos on March 22, 2008, 04:38:05 AM: two
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 22, 2008, 01:03:14 PM: I'd sleep.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Bara on March 22, 2008, 02:14:47 PM: what i would do....

1) Get a Awesome Computer

2) Get a Generator running

3) Get All the single player games i wanted

4) Turn up SOAD, Linking Park, and BB

5) Game, and eat. Reapeat.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 22, 2008, 02:36:58 PM: I would teach RW how to spell "repeat".
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Bara on March 22, 2008, 02:45:13 PM: that would make you a zombie.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 22, 2008, 09:51:49 PM: I am a BURNING zombie!
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Bara on March 22, 2008, 09:52:39 PM: sorry.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Delfos on March 23, 2008, 04:12:45 PM: Quote from: The Road Warrior on March 22, 2008, 02:14:47 PM
what i would do....

1) Get a Awesome Computer

2) Get a Generator running

3) Get All the single player games i wanted

4) Turn up SOAD, Linking Park, and BB

5) Game, and eat. Reapeat.

best options ever, although I would choose some other things to entertain me with, I would specially not play any of those bands you've mentioned, but hell, I would collect everything I could, books, music, games, and play it all. oh and porn...after a while I would feel very lonely...
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Bara on March 23, 2008, 04:59:45 PM: Quote from: Delfos on March 23, 2008, 04:12:45 PM
Quote from: The Road Warrior on March 22, 2008, 02:14:47 PM
what i would do....

1) Get a Awesome Computer

2) Get a Generator running

3) Get All the single player games i wanted

4) Turn up SOAD, Linking Park, and BB

5) Game, and eat. Reapeat.

best options ever, although I would choose some other things to entertain me with, I would specially not play any of those bands you've mentioned, but hell, I would collect everything I could, books, music, games, and play it all. oh and porn...after a while I would feel very lonely...

porn is the lifeblood of all men.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Kia Nation on March 23, 2008, 10:03:43 PM: Quote from: The Road Warrior on March 22, 2008, 02:45:13 PM
that would make you a zombie.
It's quite alright. I like being a burning zombie. That means I can do this.

*hugs RW. RW catches on fire
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Xyrael on March 24, 2008, 05:41:18 PM: -Steal the dead Pope's hat
-t-bag some dead people
-sex with some dead people
-poke some dead people with a stick
-then beat the shit out of them with said stick
-steal a police car, put a dead cop in the passenger seat, and drive through the front door of someones house.
-write a peice of paper for me to vote on with my name and the dead cop, then vote for myself and inaugurate myself president of america, aka overlord of the world.
-steal an M16 and shoot some dead people to see what happens
-attempt to create a zombie race, with me as their master
-attempt to take said zombie race into space on an intergalactic crusade of undeath
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Bara on March 24, 2008, 05:49:00 PM: Quote from: Xyrael on March 24, 2008, 05:41:18 PM
-sex with some dead people

ummm....ok Xy, i guess thats your fetish.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Solnath on March 25, 2008, 01:24:49 AM: I'd laugh. A lot.

Then I'd party 'cause I won the LMS match of life.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: The G Rebellion on March 25, 2008, 01:49:03 AM: Steal a boat. Sail to the med and live in the ocean out there. :) Never have to wear clothes again.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Allama on March 25, 2008, 02:18:40 PM: I think I would just be very sad and lonely. People are awesome! ;D
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Miller18 on March 25, 2008, 05:14:22 PM: Quote from: Allama on March 25, 2008, 02:18:40 PM
I think I would just be very sad and lonely. People are awesome! ;D

In small doses!
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Allama on March 25, 2008, 05:56:51 PM: Hey, if that's what you're into, man. I'm in no position to judge. :P

Oh, but if I was the last human being alive I think I would actually enjoy collecting books from all over the place.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: The Empire on March 25, 2008, 08:25:48 PM: I think I would commit suecide as soon as possible, but do it in a spectacular way... like feeding the coordinates of one spot into every single nuke and then wire them to a remote trigger, place myself in a deck-chair at the designated spot and fire them all, sequenced so that all will arrive and detonate at the exact same moment.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Eientei on March 25, 2008, 08:35:42 PM: I'd somehow figure out how to build, launch and fly a rocket into outer space all by myself and seek out a new civilization orbiting a nearby star. Before doing this, I'd rededicate every monument in every capital of the world to me by scratching my own name into them, so that if any aliens were to land on Earth later, they'd think think I had been the supreme ruler of the planet. Though I guess you are pretty much the supreme ruler of the planet if you're the only one left.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Allama on March 26, 2008, 03:37:26 PM: I suppose you're right; you win the game if you're the last to quit, as they say.
Title: Re: If you were the last person on earth.
Post by: Bara on March 26, 2008, 08:34:37 PM: I shall find the best things ever, then find out where Osma bin Laden was hiding...

(bet it was MTV)