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Offline Xyrael

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #15 on: March 24, 2008, 05:41:18 PM »
-Steal the dead Pope's hat
-t-bag some dead people
-sex with some dead people
-poke some dead people with a stick
-then beat the shit out of them with said stick
-steal a police car, put a dead cop in the passenger seat, and drive through the front door of someones house.
-write a peice of paper for me to vote on with my name and the dead cop, then vote for myself and inaugurate myself president of america, aka overlord of the world.
-steal an M16 and shoot some dead people to see what happens
-attempt to create a zombie race, with me as their master
-attempt to take said zombie race into space on an intergalactic crusade of undeath
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Offline Bara

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #16 on: March 24, 2008, 05:49:00 PM »
Quote from: Xyrael on March 24, 2008, 05:41:18 PM
-sex with some dead people


ummm....ok Xy, i guess thats your fetish.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #17 on: March 25, 2008, 01:24:49 AM »
I'd laugh. A lot.


Then I'd party 'cause I won the LMS match of life.
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Offline The G Rebellion

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #18 on: March 25, 2008, 01:49:03 AM »
Steal a boat. Sail to the med and live in the ocean out there. :) Never have to wear clothes again.
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Offline Allama

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2008, 02:18:40 PM »
I think I would just be very sad and lonely.  People are awesome!  ;D
« Last Edit: March 25, 2008, 02:20:24 PM by Allama »
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Offline Miller18

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #20 on: March 25, 2008, 05:14:22 PM »
Quote from: Allama on March 25, 2008, 02:18:40 PM
I think I would just be very sad and lonely.  People are awesome!  ;D

In small doses!
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Offline Allama

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #21 on: March 25, 2008, 05:56:51 PM »
Hey, if that's what you're into, man.  I'm in no position to judge.  :P

Oh, but if I was the last human being alive I think I would actually enjoy collecting books from all over the place.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #22 on: March 25, 2008, 08:25:48 PM »
I think I would commit suecide as soon as possible, but do it in a spectacular way... like feeding the coordinates of one spot into every single nuke and then wire them to a remote trigger, place myself in a deck-chair at the designated spot and fire them all, sequenced so that all will arrive and detonate at the exact same moment.
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Offline Eientei

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #23 on: March 25, 2008, 08:35:42 PM »
I'd somehow figure out how to build, launch and fly a rocket into outer space all by myself and seek out a new civilization orbiting a nearby star.  Before doing this, I'd rededicate every monument in every capital of the world to me by scratching my own name into them, so that if any aliens were to land on Earth later, they'd think think I had been the supreme ruler of the planet.  Though I guess you are pretty much the supreme ruler of the planet if you're the only one left.
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Offline Allama

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #24 on: March 26, 2008, 03:37:26 PM »
I suppose you're right; you win the game if you're the last to quit, as they say.
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Offline Bara

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Re: If you were the last person on earth.
« Reply #25 on: March 26, 2008, 08:34:37 PM »
I shall find the best things ever, then find out where Osma bin Laden was hiding...

(bet it was MTV)
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