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Offline Bara

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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #15 on: July 06, 2007, 06:29:42 PM »
29. Always have a dog following around. The germans never kill somebody with a dog.
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Offline Union

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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #16 on: July 06, 2007, 07:00:04 PM »
^ the Japs will (Pearl Harbour)
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #17 on: July 06, 2007, 07:05:29 PM »
dang...

1950 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #18 on: July 06, 2007, 07:32:56 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on July 06, 2007, 06:25:04 PM
Depends on what you store there, if it's a kitten or a puppy it will never even get a scratch, if it's a canteen or a bottle of shnapps... you better have a towel handy

Thanks to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy I always know where my towel is!
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #19 on: July 06, 2007, 10:40:49 PM »
All hail the Mighty Towel. 
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #20 on: July 07, 2007, 12:22:29 AM »
30. Never be the first to takeoff from a fighter, the first pilot always get blown up just as he lifts up.
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #21 on: July 07, 2007, 12:52:10 AM »
31. ^ Being the last will also have high probability of being hit.
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2007, 01:05:22 AM »
32. If you are flying a plane in stock footage kiss your rump so long
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #23 on: July 07, 2007, 04:56:13 PM »
33. If your in a pafic island, and you think the village is safe, its not. Its about to be ambushed by the Japanese. and dont be the flame thrower guy.
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #24 on: July 07, 2007, 07:58:18 PM »
34. In intense dogfighting, never be a wing-man.
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #25 on: July 07, 2007, 08:03:19 PM »
35. Dont join the armed forces
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #26 on: July 07, 2007, 08:33:59 PM »
36. Don't be a civilian in a war zone either.. In fact, just stay away from wars altogether.
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #27 on: July 07, 2007, 08:41:33 PM »
37. Kill.....Tacolicious...At....Any...Cost....
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #28 on: July 07, 2007, 09:39:32 PM »
38. Stay away from Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Re: how to survive a WWII warfilm
« Reply #29 on: July 07, 2007, 10:18:34 PM »
39.  Be the only one in your squadron who speaks fluent German.  You're pretty much necessary for those scenes where you have to negotiate a surrender, or when the director wants to show us that we're all pretty much the same by having you bond with an enemy prisoner to the annoyance of the other soldiers.
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