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Offline kor

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Farts Can Kill?!?!
« on: October 07, 2007, 05:50:39 AM »
I found this just now and had to post it. Killer farts?!


Could you be killed by your own gas? It appears so, after autopsy reported large amount of methane gas in its intestines. With a diet consisting mostly of beans and cabbage, the man fell asleep in an unventilated room and died from the toxic gas surrounding him. Three of the rescuers got sick and one was hospitalized.

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Offline Eientei

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2007, 05:52:28 AM »
Gives new meaning to the phrase "silent but deadly."
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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2007, 05:53:17 AM »
And all you males thought we females were just complaining for the heck of it....


LMAO!!!
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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2007, 02:01:03 AM »
Actually it was disproved on the show Mythbusters.    :-P
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2007, 02:15:32 AM »
Whenever your with your friends and one of them is like, "Dude did you know that, etc." Then one of them says that it was disproved by mythbusters. Always happens.
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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2007, 02:21:46 AM »
Quote from: Eientei on October 07, 2007, 05:52:28 AM
Gives new meaning to the phrase "silent but deadly."

Amen
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2007, 02:42:15 AM »
Quote from: Algerianbania on October 15, 2007, 02:15:32 AM
Whenever your with your friends and one of them is like, "Dude did you know that, etc." Then one of them says that it was disproved by mythbusters. Always happens.

Actually that was disproved by Mythbusters.....  :-P :-P
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2007, 02:44:55 AM »
Well....your a fish!
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2007, 03:07:51 AM »
True...true....but I can live through the flood that results from global warming! hah,  :clap:
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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2007, 03:11:07 AM »
But you are not loved as I am.
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2007, 03:13:32 AM »
But the number one pet is a goldfish. So although you may be more cuddly and endangered, I get flushed down the toilet at least twice your total population every month.
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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2007, 03:16:24 AM »
We have seen 2 different installments of the Taco-Panda Wars, is this the beginning of new Panda-Fish War?
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2007, 03:22:39 AM »
Could be could be....by the way, how long can you tread water?
*Pushes a button to start the melting of the polar ice caps.*
No secret reason behind it....what do you mean whats that above me? It's nothing....
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“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2007, 03:29:35 AM »
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*Pushes a button to start the melting of the polar ice caps.*

Two can play at that game.

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Translate that Biatch!
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Re: Farts Can Kill?!?!
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2007, 03:36:37 AM »
Quote from: Algerianbania on October 15, 2007, 03:29:35 AM
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You don't say? You really can only swim for that long? And there are how many of you left?!? That's not good....
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