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Offline Pachamama

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Re: Cats
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2007, 08:38:06 AM »
I have a black cat (That may explain my streak of bad luck) :'(
I remember the one time he tried to jump on the couch and landed on a plastic bag lying there.
It was quite hilarious to watch him fight to stay on while he slid of the couch together with the bag. ;D
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Re: Cats
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2007, 09:01:42 AM »
I have a black cat too...." Brocca" trans. "Jug".
Ages ago, the RC church went on a cat killing purge-they were considered evil because pagans ( Egyptians in this case) worshipped them.
The uncontrolled rodent population celebrated with massive orgies, reproducing exponentially, and began to
spread the plague..
The plague killed off a good proportion of Europeans, including priests. Today, there is a Cryptotorium in Rome where the skeletal remains of 4000 dead capuccini monks (who died in the plague) are artistically arranged in foral motifs, along with the skeleton of Princess Barberini and relatives.
The church backed down. All of the important archeological sites in Rome today are inhabited by cats.
Viva i gatti! Kill the rats!
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Offline Anniane

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Re: Cats
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2007, 05:35:58 PM »
The uncontrolled rodent population celebrated with massive orgies.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2007, 06:37:47 PM »
I once had a cat who came when called.  She was fantastic!  I lived in this old farmhouse with a lot of fields and woods about and Mittens (a sweet little orange tabby) would wander pretty far off, but even if it took her a minute or two to get back she'd run to the porch when I called her name or made squeaky noises.

She also had the bad habit of crawling into my lap every time I tried to read, but it turned out to be a benefit when I realized she would let me rest the book on her if it wasn't too heavy.  Paperbacks only, really, but it was precious.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2007, 06:50:59 PM »
I almost forgot to post this poem; since the day I read it I think of Ode to Cats nearly every time I consider their careless grace and aloof appeal.

Ode to Cats - Translated from the original Spanish by Pablo Neruda

The animals were imperfect, long-tailed,
unfortunate in their heads.
Little by little they put themselves together,
making themselves a landscape,
acquiring spots, grace, flight.
The cat,
only the cat
appeared complete and proud:
he was born completely finished,
walking alone and knowing what he wanted.

Man wants to be fish or fowl,
the snake would like to have wings
the dog is a disoriented lion,
the engineer would like to be a poet,
the fly studies to be a swift,
the poet tries to imitate the fly,
but the cat only wants to be a cat
and any cat is a cat
from his whiskers to his tail,
from his hopeful vision of a rat
to the real thing,
from the night to his golden eyes.

There is no unity like him,
the moon and the flower do not have such context:
he is just one thing
like the sun or the topaz,
and the elastic line of his contours
is firm and subtle like the line of a ship's prow.
His yellow eyes have just one groove
to coin the gold of night time.

Oh little emperor without a sphere of influence
conqueror without a country,
smallest living-room tiger,
nuptial sultan of the sky,
of the erotic roof-tiles,
the wind of love in the storm
you claim when you pass
and place four delicate feet on the ground,
smelling,
distrusting all that is terrestrial,
because everything is too unclean for the immaculate foot of the cat.

Oh independent wild beast of the house
arrogant vestige of the night,
lazy, gymnastic and alien, very deep cat,
secret policeman of bedrooms,
insignia of a disappeared velvet,
surely there is no enigma in your manner,
perhaps you are not a mystery,
everyone knows of you
and you belong to the least mysterious inhabitant,
perhaps everyone believes it,
everyone believes himself the owner, proprietor, uncle
of a cat,
companion,
colleague,
disciple
or friend
of his cat.
Not me.
I do not subscribe.
I do not know the cat.
I know it all, life and its archipelago,
the sea and the incalculable city,
botany,
the gyneceum and its frenzies,
the plus and the minus of mathematics,
the volcanic frauds of the world,
the unreal shell of the crocodile,
the unknown kindness of the fireman,
the blue atavism of the priest,
but I cannot decipher a cat.
My reason slips on his indifference,
his eyes have golden numbers.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2007, 08:35:30 PM »
And someone seriously wrote that?
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Re: Cats
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2007, 09:54:04 PM »
 ::) maybe that someone...If you envy the French culturally, the rest lying south is also worth envying.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2007, 10:13:29 PM »
Meggie is my cat.
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Offline Delfos

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Re: Cats
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2007, 01:14:54 AM »
awesome!

Offline Anniane

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Re: Cats
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2007, 05:21:36 AM »


'nuff said.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #25 on: December 13, 2007, 05:38:02 AM »
I have a cat. She is a Russian Blue named Sapphire. She rocks. Enjoys biting toes though. >_>



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Re: Cats
« Reply #26 on: December 13, 2007, 07:06:46 AM »
dogs=good
cats=ok, dont like them, dont hate them
ferrts= ..im going to kill one someday

Hey, one bit me!

If biting makes you hate something, you're either going to live in abstinence or have a very boring sex life.

Cats don't love you. They use you.

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Offline Anniane

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Re: Cats
« Reply #27 on: December 13, 2007, 07:27:04 AM »
Well, I can always pretend my cat loves me, even if I'm being used.

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Re: Cats
« Reply #28 on: December 13, 2007, 12:38:43 PM »
That's why we associate women with cats...

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Re: Cats
« Reply #29 on: December 13, 2007, 06:47:01 PM »
Well, I can always pretend my cat loves me, even if I'm being used.
That's why we associate women with cats...

Oh, snap! :-P


I had fun with a really nice kitty the other day named Weasely; he's a little ginger kitten and loooves to play with Christmas tree lights.  ^_^