YouTube comment converter: "Who can get forum warned the quickest"

[St Oz]

This is like an opposite version of the Joss Whedon game, someone states an opinion or observation and tries to make the most offensive comment for the above statement then they post their own statement. Bonus points if you get warned by a badmin.

I like to peel potatoes with a knife rather than a peeler because it's faster even though you get less potato per potato.

[Funkadelia]

And this is getting locked.

[Eluvatar]

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