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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3300 on: November 01, 2007, 07:10:57 AM »
I opt for trick
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3301 on: November 01, 2007, 07:14:24 AM »
* Death... eats a taco for his treat.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3302 on: November 01, 2007, 07:52:33 PM »
Damn Hitler
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3303 on: November 01, 2007, 10:11:35 PM »
Quote from: Death... on November 01, 2007, 07:14:24 AM
* Death... eats a taco for his treat.

*Taco rises up as a zombie and begins to feast upon brains*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3304 on: November 02, 2007, 12:03:07 AM »
oh god
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3305 on: November 02, 2007, 12:09:09 AM »
You've never been safer in this Tavern Bara
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3306 on: November 02, 2007, 12:10:12 AM »
Why?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3307 on: November 02, 2007, 12:17:20 AM »
*Taco resumes his brain eating*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3308 on: November 02, 2007, 12:20:01 AM »
Wait, i get it now!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3309 on: November 02, 2007, 12:24:20 AM »
Defense rests.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3310 on: November 02, 2007, 07:57:59 AM »
*puts on a steel helmet*

I'd like to see you try to get at my brains now, you stupid zombie.

*collapses under the weight of the helmet*


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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3311 on: November 02, 2007, 08:41:48 AM »
* Death... hands out zombie survival guides which read.....

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rules on how to fight zombies.

1) hug the zombie.

2) give it a kiss.

3) ask if its hungry.

4) if all else fails Bara makes a good shield.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3312 on: November 02, 2007, 04:07:56 PM »
*Zombie Taco uses a giant magnet to immobilize Larry and uses an ice cream scoop to punch through the neck to the sweet sweet brains*

Bara won't make a good shield since no zombie hungry for quality brains would bother.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3313 on: November 02, 2007, 04:35:57 PM »
Luckily, I keep all my brains in my ribcage.

*fakes zombism to get close to Taco, then thwacks him with a shovel*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3314 on: November 02, 2007, 05:00:20 PM »
Can ya dig it!
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