The Taijitu Tavern

[Larry]

Sheesh! That was overdramatic.

Also, I really should say 'sheesh' more often.

[Bara]

*Taco gets Bara laid*

Do you need a bigger miracle to prove my godliness?

P.S. Flem ripped us both off 

you got me laid with Larrys dog, and under gunpoint.

[Larry]

What the hell, Taco?! Why would you do that? That's just sick!

Well, that settles it. You clearly aren't God. Although you may well be Satan.

[Bara]

Burn the Evil One!

*grabs a Torch and a Pitchfork*

[Larry]

Torches and pitchforks are so outdated. Get with the times, man!

*grabs a flamethrower and machine gun*

[Bara]

Man, your right

*Grabs a chainsaw and a flamethrower*

Kill the Hertic!

[Larry]

Wait, where is he?

[Bara]

*looks around*

Just burn the place!

*Starts unleashing flame everywhere*

[Larry]

*joins Bara in setting everything on fire, including himself*

Gah! Fire hot! Eh, whatever.

*continues to torch the place, laughing manically*

[Bara]

Isnt this fun? Wait, i think i see him! hes in the kitchen!

[Tacolicious]

Ok let's look over the main idea:

1) Taco is the devil
2) The devil lives in hell
3) Hell is full of eternally burning flames
4) Our response is to burn Taco

Can anyone else see the fault here?

[Larry]

He's trying to distract us with logic! Get him!

*charges forward with the flamethrower*

[Bara]

WAAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!

*Rushes taco*

[Larry]

*sets Taco on fire and runs away quickly*

[Bara]

*starts up his chainsaw, cuts off tacos legs, then runs off with larry*

You know, this is fun