The Taijitu Tavern

[Khem]

nah she's clean.

* Wonderful Neil! tosses bara in a bedroom with the tramp and locks the door and seals it completely with a spell that will only open when bara has finaly become a man.

[Bara]

*pounds on the door a bit, then turns to the hooker*

Sooooo.....where are you from?

[Khem]

* Wonderful Neil! and the panda are outside rooting you on and eating taco's..... wait thats tacoman...... oh well he sure is tasty.

[Bara]

You know, i think that is a guy.

[Khem]

DO IT! or i'm gunna send in the gayboys to make you fabulous and make you a man all at once.

[Bara]

*busts down the door, and through the smoke and haze, Bara walks out*

Dude, i am not screwing a guy.

[mantorman]

well said, but here you can have my hooker, shes100% clean and shes a chick, but i would suggest puttin on that condom over there. just my opinion!

[Tacolicious]

wait, does she have STDS?

If by STDS you mean Some Tight Damn Snatch, then yes.

*Taco replaces the eaten sections of his shell and hangs an "All you can eat buffet" sign around his neck*

[Cyadkuso]

well said, but here you can have my hooker, shes100% clean and shes a chick, but i would suggest puttin on that condom over there. just my opinion!

Well of course shes a chick now...but about three weeks ago she was a panda-tacoman hybrid. Ooohh...all you can eat...wait..whats that fine print?

All you can eat buffet
Before the poison laced meat gets you!

[Tacolicious]

Before the poison laced meat gets you!

Pff that's silly, There's no meat in me.. I happen to be poison laced tofu filled.

[Cyadkuso]

Before the poison laced meat gets you!

Pff that's silly, There's no meat in me.. I happen to be poison laced tofu filled.

But if people think its poison laced meat instead of poison laced tofu more people might eat it. Especially if it is poison laced panda meat instead of a tofu knock-off of poison laced panda meat.

[Algerianbania]

Bara just remember, if your a sticky situation, and she has a dick, just go with it!

[Tacolicious]

Before the poison laced meat gets you!

Pff that's silly, There's no meat in me.. I happen to be poison laced tofu filled.

But if people think its poison laced meat instead of poison laced tofu more people might eat it. Especially if it is poison laced panda meat instead of a tofu knock-off of poison laced panda meat.

That may be so... but all I really have to do is remind people that mushrooms work because of the kind of poison in them and suddenly most everyone is a taker (and yes it is that kind of poison)

*Taco nibbles on his tofutastic awesomality and begins seeing fantastic colours and gnomes in various states of undress*

[Algerianbania]

Taco has a gnome fetish. Inform the authorities.

[Cyadkuso]

What man doesn't fantasize about seeing little statue people in different positions that involve a pole or table top?.....