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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 233189 times)

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2940 on: September 26, 2007, 08:31:39 PM »
makes a small bomb outta a toilet paper roil some everclear and a egg timer and put it in baras pocket


BOOM
now you did
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2941 on: September 26, 2007, 08:33:27 PM »
*rolls himself into the traven, his head only left*

thanks towile, thanks.

*hops himself next to Al'*

Hey Al', where were ya?
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2942 on: September 27, 2007, 02:18:58 AM »
The Panda crawls into the Tavern, gasping for air, as the Evil Taco has poisoned him. He grabs Bara's legs, suddenly ending his futile attempt to flirt with Al'.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2943 on: September 27, 2007, 02:23:55 AM »
uu his leg are not attached
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline mantorman

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2944 on: September 27, 2007, 02:37:44 AM »
the MNPDL (mantorman national panda defense leauge) anti-venoms panda, extracts the poison, gos to watever dimension taco might be in and shoves it down his throat. Threre you stupid taco, ill leave you for MNPDL's robot panda's to finish off. Oh and if you think you can turn them to youtr taco side, you cant i have the memory chip that puts them under my control! :-P
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2945 on: September 27, 2007, 02:39:27 AM »
uu i wouldnt mess with taco you might end up in some place you never herd of
« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 03:26:07 AM by towlie »
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2946 on: September 27, 2007, 03:20:25 AM »
You just love using correct grammar don't you.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2947 on: September 27, 2007, 03:26:52 AM »
i just need to proof read that, i had a lot of typos
« Last Edit: September 27, 2007, 04:32:03 AM by towlie »
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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2948 on: September 27, 2007, 04:10:55 AM »
*Taco uses a high power magnet to wipe clean the robots hard drives and memory chips and reprograms one to bake cookies for starving orphans, reprograms another to make vast quantities of artisan quality wines for Al', and reprograms the final one to break dance for the tavern patrons*

You really don't want to get onto my bad side mantor, because this Taco is not a foe to be taken lightly. Bara used to be a high powered defence lawyer for the first aliens to settle on Earth, I went back in time and now he's just an unpopular geek who will never know love. Also how exactly do you think pandas got onto the endangered species list... and as for towlie... well you don't even want to know what I did there, but there's a reason it's called the lone star state.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2949 on: September 27, 2007, 04:17:15 AM »
We became endangered because we ate to many Tacos and had bad diarrhea. Really bad.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2950 on: September 27, 2007, 04:19:42 AM »
Those brave Tacos knew their fate, and every hour of every day for six long months they thought of the pandas they'd be exterminating while broiling under the hot sun.

They are the greatest heroes of Taco kind
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2951 on: September 27, 2007, 04:33:56 AM »
uu i dont have anything to do with texas
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2952 on: September 27, 2007, 05:06:18 AM »
What does "uu" mean exactly.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2953 on: September 27, 2007, 05:45:38 AM »
Well judging by this last message:

Quote from: towlie on September 27, 2007, 04:33:56 AM
uu i dont have anything to do with texas

It's a Texan expression meaning "I'm about to lie about my Texonian roots"
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2954 on: September 27, 2007, 06:56:42 AM »
Who knew that one who's soul is so tainted could be so wise?
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