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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2745 on: September 09, 2007, 07:24:12 PM »
*Grabs a beer and some jim.(jim?  ???) Lets in all of the moth-eating bats that are swarming outside and than pulls out a fresh deck of cards.*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2746 on: September 09, 2007, 07:30:21 PM »
jim bean bourbon
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2747 on: September 09, 2007, 08:02:11 PM »
*after fishing a clumsy bat out of his beer, Larry sighs and releases the bat-eating snakes*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2748 on: September 09, 2007, 08:21:12 PM »
*Tries to sit at the table to no avail as he is tied up.
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2749 on: September 09, 2007, 08:35:53 PM »
*Sets the beer and the jim at the table. Walks over and heaves Alger up in a chair and unties him. Than walks back to his seat and starts to drink the beer.* :drunks:
Cheers.
(ooc: is jim bean bourbon any good?)
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"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

“The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame.” ~Oscar Wilde

“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2750 on: September 09, 2007, 08:49:13 PM »
*Looks at drink in front of him.

"Is this piss Jim's?"
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2751 on: September 09, 2007, 11:11:00 PM »
fantastic
takes a swig
(ooc: i think it was not bad from what i remember)
« Last Edit: September 09, 2007, 11:56:05 PM by towlie »
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2752 on: September 09, 2007, 11:41:05 PM »
Wha?
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2753 on: September 10, 2007, 06:40:55 PM »
what are you wha-ing
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2754 on: September 10, 2007, 11:41:57 PM »
Quote from: Larry on September 09, 2007, 08:02:11 PM
*after fishing a clumsy bat out of his beer, Larry sighs and releases the bat-eating snakes*

So I'm the only one who has a problem with snakes in the tavern (sounds like a sequel to snake on a plane)... fine

*releases snake eating gorillas and waits for winter to freeze the gorillas to death*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2755 on: September 11, 2007, 01:31:13 AM »
yes, i do believe that you are the only one that cares
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Offline groceryheist

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2756 on: September 11, 2007, 02:06:52 AM »
*steps into the tavern (hey im new here) and orders up a gargle-blaster, and some cranberry juice.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2757 on: September 11, 2007, 03:53:24 AM »
Alrighty, well if I'm the only one who cares I'll solve the problem in my own way

*Taco hits the button and nukes the tavern into atomic dust so it can be rebuilt in a moth/bat/snake/gorilla free form*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2758 on: September 11, 2007, 04:59:22 AM »
wow i was just thinking how many times this place has been blown to hell and back i know i have done it at least twice plus this i know i am missing some but some how this place always comes back the same
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bialy Rycesz

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2759 on: September 11, 2007, 05:14:05 AM »
This is the first I've been witness to it,thanks Taco.Very impressive! well lets get to re-building.
« Last Edit: September 11, 2007, 06:54:12 AM by Bialy Rycesz »
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