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Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2625 on: August 31, 2007, 03:04:55 PM »
Naaaaa, that won't work either.  The only things that effect me are Pink Waffles and hot chicks.

* Akka-Wakka looks around the Tavern for hot chicks to share Pink Waffle with.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2626 on: August 31, 2007, 03:20:59 PM »
Hot chicks, you say?

*Larry picks up a chicken, sets it on fire, and throws it at Akka*
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2627 on: August 31, 2007, 05:10:15 PM »
When she receives her next free drink (a cosmopolitan), Alana turns to Bialy Rycesz and says, "Bialy, yer a'right.  Cheers!"

Barely having finished her drink, she promptly falls off her bar stool and goes to sleep under the table.
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Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2628 on: August 31, 2007, 06:08:22 PM »
Look at the dear.  She can't even spell her name right, but isn't she just the cutest.   :wb:

*Akka-Wakka puts a pillow under Al's head.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2629 on: August 31, 2007, 07:04:39 PM »
"I can shpell my name jus' fine, Akka!  It's A-L-A-N-A.  There, see?  I'sh doin' it good."
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2630 on: August 31, 2007, 07:19:49 PM »
*picks Al' up off the floor, straightens her skirt out and carries her up to her room and tuck her in*

*comes back down to the bar and continues sipping a hot chocolate with real whipped cream and sprinkles*
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2631 on: August 31, 2007, 07:26:45 PM »
Alana waves as Emp takes her away, making sure he behaves as they go and giving him a hug when he leaves to get back to his drinkin'.

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2632 on: August 31, 2007, 07:58:53 PM »
OOC: Thank god for labor day.

Hey, PUR, how come im always wrong? you know, im right sometimes.

Oh, and just so the new guys knows my side of it

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Barakarins Guide to Survive this place called the tavern
1) Always carry your riot shield, mainly when towile is around, if you don't, at least have vodka.
2) Don't say Oblivion around trey
3)Join the pirates
4)Ninjas Suck
5) Thou shall honor me as though i was a god
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2633 on: September 01, 2007, 12:28:31 AM »
*Taco murder-death-kills Bara*

I guess Bara's guide should have said something about not being assassinated by Taco
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Offline Bialy Rycesz

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2634 on: September 01, 2007, 12:42:13 AM »
Hell yeah!!! she thinks I'am alright, HEY!! were did she go?OK she was taken care of properly....DAMN THOSE BLACK OUTS!!!  all of you guys are my new best friends I need a White Russian extra Russian....wow my head is pounding....OH I will watch for those Assassination attempts Taco.....have a good weekend all!!
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"The threat is more powerful than its execution"-Emmanuel Lasker
"My vengeance is awake and she is a falcon that slumbers not till fully gorged"-Ivanhoe
"Come,the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge"-Hamlet
"It is always better to sacrifice your opponents men"-Savielly Tartakower
"Those who forget the past are comdemned to repeat it"-George Santayana
"In every enterprise consider where you would come out"-Publilius Syrus
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2635 on: September 01, 2007, 08:14:14 AM »
Crazy Bara, he got a couple of those rules mixed up. What he meant to say was...

Quote from: Barakarin on August 31, 2007, 07:58:53 PM
3)Join the ninjas
4)Pirates Suck
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2636 on: September 01, 2007, 08:26:58 AM »
He sure did, but not those two, he also forgot one.

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5) Thou shall honor The Empire as he IS god
6) Larry and the ninjas are sneaky, kill them on sight.
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Offline verak

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2637 on: September 01, 2007, 08:32:15 AM »
*walks nervously into tavern for the first time*
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Offline Bialy Rycesz

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2638 on: September 01, 2007, 08:42:59 AM »
Welcome Verak,what are you having it's on me want to play some cards.... :)
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"The threat is more powerful than its execution"-Emmanuel Lasker
"My vengeance is awake and she is a falcon that slumbers not till fully gorged"-Ivanhoe
"Come,the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge"-Hamlet
"It is always better to sacrifice your opponents men"-Savielly Tartakower
"Those who forget the past are comdemned to repeat it"-George Santayana
"In every enterprise consider where you would come out"-Publilius Syrus
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;The valiant never taste of death but once"-Julius Caesar

Offline verak

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2639 on: September 01, 2007, 09:10:21 AM »
Corona is my favourite beer.

What card game?
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