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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2475 on: August 20, 2007, 04:15:04 PM »
* Max is unharmed by the awful grammar and proceeds in his liberation of kneecap fluids.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2476 on: August 20, 2007, 04:19:35 PM »
*Taco erects a force field around his knee caps*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2477 on: August 20, 2007, 04:42:40 PM »
*Emp drags Al' into the cellar bunker and seals the hatch from within*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2478 on: August 20, 2007, 05:03:48 PM »
after reloading starts to shoot at max some more
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2479 on: August 20, 2007, 05:09:15 PM »
"It puts the lotion on its skin." Max laughs while reloading.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2480 on: August 20, 2007, 05:23:56 PM »
well lets try something different
arms a bomb and hobbles out and activates the fuse
 KA-BOOOOOOOM!!!!
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2481 on: August 20, 2007, 05:34:41 PM »
* Max takes off an earplug to hear what the noise is about before continuing his rampage to the tune of Lou Reed.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2482 on: August 20, 2007, 08:58:42 PM »
Huh?
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2483 on: August 21, 2007, 12:01:13 AM »
uuu ok  :shrug:
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2484 on: August 21, 2007, 12:05:15 AM »
i was camping for 3 days. i am still trying to figure out whats going on... oass me a gatorrade
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2485 on: August 21, 2007, 02:13:37 AM »
Well...towlie is fighting with max...
*Tosses Bara a Gatorade and runs into the "emergency" bathroom locking the door and activating the force field around the room.*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2486 on: August 21, 2007, 12:41:51 PM »
pulls a scarface
say hello to my little friend ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
peppers everything that moves
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2487 on: August 21, 2007, 01:55:59 PM »
Alana hunkers in the bunker and tries not to spill her drink as the explosions rock the foundations of the indestructible Tavern.  (...because, yes, she still has a drink.  I hope this doesn't surprise anyone by now.)


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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2488 on: August 21, 2007, 02:10:37 PM »
*picks up a riot shield and Shields himself from towiles bullets, all the while sipping his Gatorade*

You know, i dont get something. every few pages, somebody pulls out a gun and begins shooting everywhere.

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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2489 on: August 21, 2007, 02:58:07 PM »
* Max phases and walks through towlie, taking his kneecaps as he goes to knock on the basement door.
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