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Offline Meridianland

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2055 on: July 20, 2007, 09:31:26 PM »
*sips off of PUR's rum*
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2056 on: July 20, 2007, 09:54:57 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR chugs her rum while sharing it.
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Offline Meridianland

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2057 on: July 20, 2007, 10:06:20 PM »
* Meridianland eats the orange slice from pur's glass
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2058 on: July 20, 2007, 10:08:19 PM »
*Taco gets in on the drinking from PUR's glass game and drinks a small umbrella*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2059 on: July 20, 2007, 10:18:35 PM »
How would you drink a small umbrella?  ???
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2060 on: July 20, 2007, 10:20:21 PM »
1) "Borrow" umbrella from PUR's rum
2) Insert umbrella into mouth
3) Swallow
4) Enjoy the quenching of thirst
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2061 on: July 20, 2007, 10:25:29 PM »
But it's a wood and paper umbrella!
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2062 on: July 20, 2007, 10:28:26 PM »
The lord works in mysterious ways  :shrug:
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2063 on: July 20, 2007, 10:30:10 PM »
Is the lord really going to grant someone the ability to quench their thirst by eating a wood and paper umbrella?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2064 on: July 20, 2007, 10:34:10 PM »
Sure, why not. The lord is always doing crazy crap like that. I love you all... Now I'm gonna flood ya! My son is going to save you, BUT, you have to kill him to do it which is a mortal sin that can't be forgiven... God must be bipolar
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2065 on: July 20, 2007, 10:35:53 PM »
Quote from: Tacolicious on July 20, 2007, 10:34:10 PM
Sure, why not. The lord is always doing crazy crap like that. I love you all... Now I'm gonna flood ya! My son is going to save you, BUT, you have to kill him to do it which is a mortal sin that can't be forgiven... God must be bipolar

ROFLMAO...I normally wouldn't say that, but it was quicker.

I could defend the above actions, but I don't feel like it.  God might be bipolar.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2066 on: July 21, 2007, 06:42:23 AM »
It seems about as probable as anything else. *Taco enjoys a tall cool glass of umbrella*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2067 on: July 21, 2007, 02:02:17 PM »
*sits down and hands taco a game controller*



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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2068 on: July 21, 2007, 09:36:07 PM »
Thanks Bara, but it'd be a lot more fun of there was a game console attached to the controller. *Taco plugs the controller into an Atari 2600 and starts playing some Asteroids*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2069 on: July 21, 2007, 09:56:58 PM »
"It was..."

*plays freedom fighters by himself*
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