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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1440 on: June 20, 2007, 08:27:44 PM »
"Umm... no, god doesn't have anything to do with it and couldn't help even if it wanted..."
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Offline Of The US

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1441 on: June 21, 2007, 05:23:03 AM »
anyone know of a good drink?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1442 on: June 21, 2007, 05:45:08 AM »
*being fully prepared Taco opens the wallet*

Ohhh... $40... *takes the cash* and a portal... it's drinking time!

*goes into the portal and smokes the dragon at chess*

Well that was fun

*exits the portal collapsing the dimension of the defeated dragon and orders a drink*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1443 on: June 21, 2007, 09:51:45 AM »
"My mum always said, don't get mad, get even..."

*bangs Tac's head on the drink, impaling his eye on the glass and follows up by nailing him to the bottom of a coffin before nailing the lid shut and shoving it into the incinerator, leaning back to the music of his tormented screams as he boils and burns alive*

*speaks to the dragon that just came in through the door, making it a bit bigger in the process.*
Wellcome my love, are you up for some celebration?

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Offline PoD Gunner

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1444 on: June 21, 2007, 11:44:23 AM »
Eh, mate, that was a bit brutal, don't you think? I mean, killing him that way over 40$ is not really cool and I guess your dragon is no Garry Kasparov either, huh? But, what do I know...*takes a long look at the dragon and sits by the bar*

Could I have some Bavarian Wheat-beer please and pass me an ash-tray also, ty.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1445 on: June 21, 2007, 02:00:46 PM »
Well, *pats the dragon on the neck* I don't like people who tries to hurt my girl. The money means nothing, he even got them with him in the casket, but NO ONE offends my girl unpunished.
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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1446 on: June 21, 2007, 02:29:08 PM »
Quote from: Of The US on June 21, 2007, 05:23:03 AM
anyone know of a good drink?

There's such a thing as a bad one?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1447 on: June 21, 2007, 02:47:41 PM »
OTUS, if you want a good drink you should try one of these.

* Alana hands him a Screaming Orgasm and makes one for herself.

They're most excellent, more than living up to the "colorful" name.  Cheers!
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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1448 on: June 21, 2007, 02:51:06 PM »
*makes a bloody mary, double strong, xtra hot sauce* :D
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1449 on: June 21, 2007, 03:20:13 PM »
*Drinks some MilK*
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Offline Ranholn

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1450 on: June 21, 2007, 03:37:37 PM »
START THE REVOLUTION
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1451 on: June 21, 2007, 03:52:33 PM »
YEY!!!!

*Pulls out the flag of the GLA*

VIVA LA/LOA GEEKS!!!!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1452 on: June 21, 2007, 05:00:49 PM »
Quote from: The Empire on June 21, 2007, 09:51:45 AM
"My mum always said, don't get mad, get even..."

*bangs Tac's head on the drink, impaling his eye on the glass and follows up by nailing him to the bottom of a coffin before nailing the lid shut and shoving it into the incinerator, leaning back to the music of his tormented screams as he boils and burns alive*

*speaks to the dragon that just came in through the door, making it a bit bigger in the process.*
Wellcome my love, are you up for some celebration?



*Taco walks into the bar*

Hey guys, have any of you seen my Tacobot? The last thing it did before going offline was to transfer $40 and a dragons chess pride to my account... *sees a gear on The Empires shirt and a hurt looking dragon standing beside him* Well well, suddenly it all makes sense.. Time to introduce you to Tacobot v2.0..

*A large adamantium plated cyborg enters the bar, it's quad-barrel automatic shotguns glisten in the moonlight(?) as it readies it's chainsaws and a sock full of oranges. A invincible piece of engineering fortified with unstoppable magics the robot knows no challenge. It looks over the dragon and sees fear in it's eye as it makes it move... rushing headlong towards the dragon and stopping at a chessboard it speaks*

STATEMENT: PAWN TO KNIGHT 5, YOUR MOVE MEATSACK.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1453 on: June 21, 2007, 06:16:31 PM »
*The look in the dragon's eyes turns from fear to contempt as it stretches a huge red talon behind the Tacobot v2.0 and flipps the off switch before returning to her drink.*

That was a rather interesting move luv, havn't seen that in ages.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1454 on: June 21, 2007, 06:17:36 PM »
Well, everybody knows that a robot had a off switch
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