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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1095 on: May 13, 2007, 06:37:21 PM »
Quote from: Talmann on May 13, 2007, 02:43:18 AM
*Talmann takes the drink, then throws empty bottle and the water that came with the drink on stupid cyborg*

In 200 years we figured out water proofing... we also figured out phasers  :clap: *Vaporizes Talmann*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1096 on: May 13, 2007, 07:13:11 PM »
*dips a finger in Talmann's ashes and licks it*

Mmm, tangy.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1097 on: May 13, 2007, 10:13:17 PM »
*Talmann walks in*

Ah, I see y'all have met one of my doppelgängers... What's with the retarded-looking statue in the middle of the room? Is it target practice?
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1098 on: May 14, 2007, 12:48:35 AM »
*Algerianbania walks in.

"They released me. I'm freed from the loony bin!"
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1099 on: May 14, 2007, 08:48:54 AM »
*orsis is unconvinced*

alger, did u c the tunes in the looney bin?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1100 on: May 14, 2007, 05:48:00 PM »
* Alana looks mildly concerned, then changes her mind and decides to have another drink.

"Oi, what happened to all the Chardonnay?"
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1101 on: May 14, 2007, 11:32:25 PM »
A good question. I believe this robotic chump was trying to take it all.

*looks at Taco, who has 10 bottles of wine behind him*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1102 on: May 15, 2007, 12:05:19 AM »
*Algerianbania, seeing Allama's need for chardonnay, find a good opportunity. Grabs a bottle of chardonnay and two glass, and slides up next to Allama, while pouring the drink.

"Hey hot stuff. Can I interest you in a drink?"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1103 on: May 15, 2007, 12:31:22 AM »
Glad you're all enjoying your drinks, I'll now open biding on an item you all might be interested in... the antidote
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1104 on: May 15, 2007, 01:40:45 AM »
Good thing nobody remembered to poison the drinks then...or we'd all be SOL...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1105 on: May 15, 2007, 04:20:37 AM »
I didn't poison the drinks. It's air-borne poison.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1106 on: May 15, 2007, 08:58:30 AM »
Man, it's lucky I've been breathing from these air tanks all day. And they all called me mad for walking around with a bunch of scuba gear. Who's laughing now, huh?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1107 on: May 15, 2007, 10:28:23 AM »
hmm wot r the side effects?

*orsis looks at allama and decides if he's goin 2 die he  might as well die happy*

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1108 on: May 15, 2007, 11:54:00 AM »
*Latagon looks over to see Orsis looking at him and not Allama.*

Back off buddy.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1109 on: May 15, 2007, 12:45:34 PM »
*smiles inappropriately*
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