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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #975 on: April 22, 2007, 06:48:43 PM »
*takes drink from Taco*

I've think you've had enough alcohol for today.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #976 on: April 22, 2007, 07:07:10 PM »
*Algerianbania gets a mouthful of beer, lights a match, and sprays the alcohol out of his mouth, setting it aflame and burn a lot of people, who in turn get really pissed off.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #977 on: April 22, 2007, 07:13:38 PM »
*Tacolicious raises his empty hand to his mouth, still as if holding a glass*

"Damhit, I dhdn't order no light beer!" he hollered. The bouncer raised his eyebrow thinking he might soon need to toss yet another drunk from the rowdy bar. "Bartender, I nees sumthin strung, like wishkey... gimme some wishkey and sum mer toast"
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #978 on: April 22, 2007, 07:15:13 PM »
*intercepts bartender and advises him to water down the whiskey as much as possible*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #979 on: April 22, 2007, 07:21:36 PM »
*Tacolicious takes a gulp of the whiskey*
"Wathur?! Bhartenda, you shud be ashamed. I jush wants some wishkey and I shill ain't got nuh toast... Well If I'sh can't have stung drink and thost then I'sh gunna play shum darts... WATCH OUT ESHRYWHUN, I'SH GUNNA PLAY SOME DARTS. Now Wash thish, Three bhanks and inshto the Bullshy"
*The dart flies off in some random direction hitting V*
"Itsh nah mah fult, The damn board ish shpinnin"
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #980 on: April 22, 2007, 07:31:30 PM »
Ow! What the f***?! Some jackass threw a dart at me!

*glances round, sees Taco wavering unsteadily by the dartboard*

Right, that's it, I'm calling you a taxi.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #981 on: April 22, 2007, 07:37:20 PM »
Tashi, Take me to da Taijitu Tavern! Whoe yer fast!
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #982 on: April 22, 2007, 07:51:13 PM »
Taxi, take this guy home. Actually, I have no idea where he lives. Just dump him in a field somewhere.
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #983 on: April 22, 2007, 09:34:42 PM »
*walks in with droopy tired look

Ai, I just finish PUR's picture, someone hit me with a drink with ya?
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #984 on: April 22, 2007, 09:37:54 PM »
*Still angry, Algerianbania grabs a bottle of Jack and gulps half of it down. He then smashes it on the head of Larry.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #985 on: April 23, 2007, 01:44:49 AM »
Must... drink to.... forget.... animated panda...

Is it just me or does it look like it's either about to vomit or is having a seizure?
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #986 on: April 23, 2007, 02:46:28 AM »
*Algerianbania is amazed at how no one can realize that the panda is dancing to the best of his abilities, which aren't much considering that he is a panda.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #987 on: April 23, 2007, 04:43:01 AM »
What song is that panda dancing to?
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #988 on: April 23, 2007, 12:01:53 PM »
Probably the same one as my avie. Hmm, I need to think of a name for her.

"Here's to you, CL! Nice work you've done!"
 
* Solnath buys CL a drink.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #989 on: April 23, 2007, 03:03:14 PM »
*sigh*

Times are tough.

*gulps down a beer*
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