The Taijitu Tavern

[Bara]

*Slave 1 is there and he hops in and fly's back to the Tavern*
Think you can get rid of me that easily huh?

[Solnath]

"Yes."

*teleports Boba to Byss*

[Bara]

*Hyerspaces back to the Tavern and muders ^*

[Solnath]

*laughs at Boba's useless efforts*

*calms Boba down with a spell*

[Bara]

*pass's out*

[Varkour]

*Throws Boba Fett down to the Sarlacc*

[Bara]

Boba Fett actually lives the Sarlac Pit, it doesnt show it in the movies though

[Dysanii]

Boba Fett actually lives the Sarlac Pit, it doesnt show it in the movies though

Wait - we are talking about the huge gaping maw that eats people, right?

[Allama]

*Alana wanders in aimlessly, narrowly avoiding tripping over her bare feet into the Sarlacc pit in the middle of the room.  Oblivious to the chaos, sits down at the bar and orders a glass of Pinot Grigio.*

*Turns to whoever is closest*  "Why hello, have you seen my friend?"


(Yes Dysanii, we are. )

[Bara]

Boba Fett actually lives the Sarlac Pit, it doesnt show it in the movies though

Wait - we are talking about the huge gaping maw that eats people, right?

Yes, the huge gaping maw that eats people

[Dysanii]

*Finishes his Jack Daniels*

"Now, why would he live there? Why not shack up with a -...several hot babes in a nice open Coruscant apartment?"

[Bara]

*Blasts his way out of the Scarlac Pit*
"Bartender! Give me a Budlight on  the Double!"

[Allama]

"...his name is David.  David Bowie!"

*Pulls out bowie knife and leaps into Sarlacc pit to do battle*

[Bara]

*Looks at Allama leaping in the Sarlac pit*
she is Insane
*Fires a Rocket into the Sarlac pit, killing it*

[Allama]

*Crawls out of the pit, bloody and injured from the explosion*

"I need a stronger drink."