The Taijitu Tavern

[The Empire]

no...

[Khem]

* Death... is later discovered with his wifey playing three man (a drinking game) with a broom and a soccerball as the other players, both intoxicated.

"wilson i knowsh your cheeetin', butsh i haves to admits i like yer style.... oh hey guys well umm i don'tsh realy know hows thisss happ'n, how bouts you love?"

[Bara]

MY TONGUE!

*looks down*

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

[Akka-Wakka]

I hesitate to ask, but why?

[The Empire]

cause he ate something containing E-coli bacteria? either way, he's a goner.

*raises his plasma pistol to baraks temple and puts him out of his misory by ionizing the atoms in his head*

Now, could someone call a HAZMAT team in here to clean up this bloody mess?

[Bara]

Ow.

*walks in the front door, and sits down*

So Emp, what you wanna do?

[Reine de Tourençal]

Nothing with youuuu

[The Empire]

I'm preparing an apocalypse game, don't disturb me Bara, thanks.

And Aiko, that was a bit harsh on the kid, don't you think?

[Bara]

Nothing with youuuu

*looks at his Slugga*

one day...one day....

[Reine de Tourençal]

I'm preparing an apocalypse game, don't disturb me Bara, thanks.

And Aiko, that was a bit harsh on the kid, don't you think?

nope =D

Nothing with youuuu

*looks at his Slugga*

one day...one day....

one day what hmm??

[Bara]

*loads his slugga, and shoots emp*

god damn.

[The Empire]

OW! My pinky toe! whaddya do that for?

*Grabs Aiko and hobbles away from the murderous 13yo with the Ork handgun and into the back room, leaving the remants of a shot-up toe behind*

[Bara]

Ah, quit your complaining you grubby grot.

*grabbs a snazzgun, and shoots emp*

[Akka-Wakka]

Don't worry Bara.

Here, have a milkshake.  I don't think you're old enough for booze yet.

[Bara]

MILKSHAKE!

*drinks the milkshake*

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