The Taijitu Tavern

[Solnath]

*Algerianbania gets a mouthful of beer, lights a match, and sprays the alcohol out of his mouth, setting it aflame and burn a lot of people, who in turn get really pissed off.

* Solnath stares at Alger and wonders what they put in the beer here.

[Tacolicious]

*dances with Solnath's and Alger avatars*

[tak]

*amazed that Alger can actually set beer on fire.... 
*ordered 10 shots of vodka, poured away the first and last and down the rest

[Tacolicious]

Give to me a beer
I'll give you my ear,
But when the drink is near
I will hardly hear

[Marsos]

A famous TV show character once said that alcohol was the cause of and solution to all of life's problems. I disagree. Alcoholism is a very bad thing that one should be on their guard against... what the heck, gimme a beer.

[Allama]

*Alana walks in, already holding a mudslide for some reason

"Hi everyone!  Um... please don't tell me I'm the only one who sees the dancing panda.  I don't think I've had that much yet."

[Larry]

Yeah, the damn thing won't stop dancing. We're just ignoring it and hoping it will go away.

[tak]

... or stepped over...

[Allama]

*Alana walks over to the jukebox and pounds her fist on it Fonzie-style, clearly expecting it to start playing

"It doesn't work..."

[Larry]

*walks over to the jukebox and actually puts money it in*

[Daimiaen]

*Quickly Jumps in and chooses most cheesy track on the jukebox....*

(And this is the thousandth post in the taijitu Tavern Thread....Huzzah for alliteration)

[Of Crazed]

*sips his drink*

[Solnath]

(Actually, that was the thousandth reply. The one above it was the thousandth post.)

[Larry]

Whoo, I got the thousandth post!

[Allama]

*Dances around to the country song Dai put on, but is probably the only one who thinks the jitterbug fits everything