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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #915 on: April 19, 2007, 04:06:30 PM »
There goes Bustos... off on a spamming rampage...
I'll pick up the tab for people who PWN the forum COMPLETELY until the next election...
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Music is the key to the heart.

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Offline Bustos

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #916 on: April 19, 2007, 04:09:54 PM »
Two bottles of rum on the wall, TWO BOTTLES OF RUM ON THE WALL!

Take one down, pass it around, and then there was only one bottle of rum on the wall.

One bottle of rum on the wall, ONE BOTTLE OF RUM ON THE WALL!

Take one down, pass it around, and then were there no bottles of rum on the wall.

Zero bottles of rum on the wall, ZERO BOTTLES OF RUM ON THE WALL!

 :'(

Get 99 more bottles of Captain on the wall, on Tal's tab!

YAY!

99 bottles of rum on the wall.  99 BOTTLES OF RUM ON THE WALL!

Take one down and pass it around...
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #917 on: April 19, 2007, 04:15:41 PM »
*Grabs a bottle

"98!  Now for Daquiris."
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #918 on: April 19, 2007, 04:18:52 PM »
* PUR gabs a bottle of captain morgan
"97, rum and coke anyone?"
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #919 on: April 19, 2007, 04:21:27 PM »
Eh! That liquer's only fer those that PWN the forum! Git yer hands offa it!
*takes switch and raps knuckles of Allama and PUR*
If ya want it so bad, buy it yerself! I said I was only payin fer those that PWN.
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #920 on: April 19, 2007, 04:50:42 PM »
* PUR beats talmann as only she knows how and ties him to a support beam.
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #921 on: April 19, 2007, 07:01:12 PM »
he he....my turn!
*Places all manners of explosive material on the beam*
Hmmmmmmm, there is this rocket that spells, N.....U......K........E, wonder what that means?
*places Nuke with the pile of junk*
BOMBS AWAY!

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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #922 on: April 19, 2007, 07:04:13 PM »
*Looks up from his beer*

"What was that?"
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #923 on: April 19, 2007, 07:23:44 PM »
*Narrowly avoiding the explosion (somehow) Alana waves and walks to the door

"Goodbye, everyone!  See you tomorrow!"

*As she steps over the threshold, she spills her drink and slips on it.  Pretending nothing happened, she exits.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #924 on: April 19, 2007, 09:59:58 PM »
*Follows Allama out the door*

And to all, a good night!
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #925 on: April 19, 2007, 10:05:26 PM »
* Solnath sits down at the table, looking around at the destroyed tavern while smoking his victory cigar for the nth hour, sighing.
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #926 on: April 19, 2007, 10:13:03 PM »
*Walks out of smoke away from now-destroyed support beam*
*cough* I miss anything?
*looks at Solnath's cigar*
hmm... meh, not now.
*grabs a few bottles from the back to save for later*
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #927 on: April 20, 2007, 12:32:45 AM »
Let's start 'er up!

Gather round ye lads and lasses, set ye for awhile,
An' harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle.
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone,
And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song.

Consumption took me mother an' me father got the pox.
Me brother drank the whiskey till he wound up in a box.
Me other brother in the Troubles met with his demise.
Me sister has forever closed her smilin' Irish eyes.

Chorus:

Now everybody's died, and until our tears are dried,
We'll drink an' drink an' drink an' drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance an' sing an' fight until the early mornin' light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #928 on: April 20, 2007, 01:01:21 AM »
*Tries to throttle himself to death after hearing to much Irish drinking songs.*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #929 on: April 20, 2007, 02:19:19 AM »
"Oh my dear...what happen here...?"

*surveys the devastating damage to the beloved pub

"My god...who in dang hel...TALMANN, what you doing singing at time like this,..the pubs destroy!!!"

*Rummage through the rubble

"We got to fix this,...come on, help me with cleaning this mess,...how come I feel kind of sick all of the sudden, feels like radiation poisoning."
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