The Taijitu Tavern

[Tacolicious]

I could swear the bartender has an aura of Sam Malone to him....

[Union]

Another Irish drinking song, this time improvising! Ai!!!

Gather 'round, ye lads and lasses, set ye for a while
And harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and family gone
And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song

Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox
Me brother drank the whiskey 'til he wound up in a box
Me other brother in the Troubles met with his demise
Me sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes

CHORUS
Now everybody's died
So until our tears are dried
We'll drink and drink and drink
And then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight
Until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again

Now sing your own verses lads!

[Talmann]

Let's all go and grab a beer, and grab some whiskey too
And then we shall all drink it up until we're loopy-loo
So grab some bottles, lads, and we'll be drinking up a storm
Then we'll all be drunk enough to go look at some por(*slap*)

edit: whoops, fergot the chorus

Now everybody's died, an' until our tears are dried,
We'll drink and drink and drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!

[Gletia]

Enough of the singing says gletia and beats everyone down who started to sing that wreched song

[Talmann]

*whacks gletia around with a beer bottle and forces him to drink*
yull like the song er git outta here, ya her'?

[Gletia]

Decides to attack and show no mercy doesnt get drunk and decides to beat every that is drunk and if they resit shoot them with an ak-47

[Union]

Ai! (Joins Talmann in bashing Geltia's head against wall)

Troublemakers make their rounds, causing such a fuss,
If they got nothing good to say, I wish they would shut up,
Take up the old iron bar, and wish me a good luck!
I'll smash hard in to their skulls, to teach them to fuck off!


CHORUS
Now everybody's died so until our tears are dried
We'll drink and drink and drink and then we'll drink some more
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!

[Gletia]

Enough of this damned singing

[Talmann]

    

This man wishes for us to stop, his nonsense we hear not.
If he doesn't quit whining, we'll have to kick his butt.
So all of you who like this song, take up your arms and fire,
And then we'll have no more whining to keep from our desire!

Chorus:

Now everybody's died, an' until our tears are dried,
We'll drink and drink and drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!

[Gletia]

Looks Like noone but You has thier gun but everyone seems to be on my side 

[Union]

Haha, great one there me friend! Lets keep this jig up!

Singing loud and proud we are, we bunch of drunken buds,
I hope the lead would start to fly, and strike that bastard fuck,
And when we're done with Gletia, we'll check on ass and sluts!
I hope that PUR does not come in and punch me in the nuts...

Come the bagpipe tune that comes alive into the room,
This Irish song is far from over, so hang tight to your stool,
Let us sing the night away, until our throats are dry,
then we wipe the thirst away with two shot of good rum!

Chorus:

Now everybody's died, an' until our tears are dried,
We'll drink and drink and drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!

[Talmann]

Ya' crazy one, ye thinks that ev-er-y-one's on yer side,
But ye notice not all the guns pointed at yer hide.
Give up, ya downer, cheer up an' drink to yer health and mine,
As we sing and dance and drink this liquer so divine!

Chorus:

Now everybody's died, an' until our tears are dried,
We'll drink and drink and drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!

edit: ya got to it afore I did!

[Union]

Ha, my apologies, the rest is yours my friend!

*rocks away on the fiddle

[Gletia]

GOD DAMNIT SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Talmann]

We will keep singing this song now, and ni-ight after night,
And if you think this song is good, you are so bloody right!
So, 'fore we end this song I'd like to raise some hell in here,
Now let's all go into the back and fetch some bloody beer!

*CL does crazy riffs on the fiddle for a few minutes whilst everyone drinks and parties*

*Talmann signals to CL, who stops*

*Slower*
Someday soon I'll leave this world of pain and toil and sin,
The Lord will take me by the hand to join all of me kin,
Me only wish is, when the Saviour comes for me and you,
*resumes Tempo primo*
He kills the cast of Riverdance and Michael Flatley too.

*cheers and general chaos resumes*

Chorus:

Now everybody's died, an' until our tears are dried,
We'll drink and drink and drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!
We'll dance and sing and fight until the early morning light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up and then go drinking once again!

*CL ends with small fiddle riff*

Yeehah!