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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 216903 times)

Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #855 on: April 17, 2007, 04:13:50 PM »
*enebriated*

can i join u under the table cloth?  We can both 'hide' together
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #856 on: April 17, 2007, 04:20:18 PM »
*Mutters drunkenly

"Gitcher own table.  'Dis un's mine.  Been down 'ere fer hours, not botherin' nobody... Ah, what th' hell?  C'mon over, grab a drink on th' way!  We c'n tell stories."

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #857 on: April 17, 2007, 08:13:03 PM »
*looks at drunk allama*
Gawd Dang, i would hate to see what you look like when on drugs!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #858 on: April 18, 2007, 01:02:06 AM »
*Algerianbania looks at the drunken lady, after just have finished the song. Look for another fight, he swings the guitar around his head and smashes her in the face with it.*
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Offline Gletia

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #859 on: April 18, 2007, 01:20:58 AM »
*gletia walks in orders 5 glasses of whiskey gets drunk and shoots everyone while singing ive been goin down the mountian :drunks:
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #860 on: April 18, 2007, 01:49:15 AM »
"Hel, you two causing trouble again?"

*Takes out his new first aid box, and tends to a unconscious Allama.

"You two better stop this childish play before we exile you from this place"
"Deception, Intelligence, Method, Execution, and Exploitation."


Offline Gletia

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #861 on: April 18, 2007, 01:50:49 AM »
*Keeps singing and then then the chinese dude got mad and tried to stab gletia but he got away in time and decied to try and be friends with evryone*
*everyne starts singing*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #862 on: April 18, 2007, 01:51:20 AM »
"Never. i shall never be exiled! NEver NEver!"

*Algerianbania also whacks C-L, and then begins to whirl around swing the guitar, hitting all in his path.*
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Offline Gletia

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #863 on: April 18, 2007, 01:52:20 AM »
Gletia starts rocking with Algeria panada person thing
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #864 on: April 18, 2007, 01:55:23 AM »
*Takes out a new bagpipe, and starts blowing the tunes of Scotland the Brave


Hark, when the night is falling
Hear, hear the pipes are calling
Loudly and proudly calling
Down through the Glen.
There where the hills are sleeping
Now feel the blood a-leaping
High as the spirits
Of the old highland men.

Chorus:
Towering in gallant fame
Scotland my mountain hame
High may your proud standards
Gloriously wave!
Land of my high endeavor
Land of the shining river
Land of my heart forever
Scotland the brave!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #865 on: April 18, 2007, 01:57:09 AM »
*After his swirling rampage, Algerianbania gets back onto his table/stage and plays plays "Climbin' the Wall' by Wrathchild America.*
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Offline Marsos

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #866 on: April 18, 2007, 02:34:36 AM »
I've got Scottish ancestry!
*singing off key*:

High in the misty Highlands,
Out by the purple islands,
Brave are the hearts that beat
Beneath Scottish skies.
Wild are the winds to meet you,
Staunch are the friends that greet you,
Kind as the love that shines
from fair maidens' eyes.

Chorus
Towering in gallant fame,
Scotland my mountain hame,
High may your proud
standards gloriously wave,
Land of my high endeavour,
Land of the shining river,
Land of my heart for ever,
Scotland the brave.

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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #867 on: April 18, 2007, 02:41:40 AM »
Ai!

Far off in sunlit places,
Sad are the Scottish faces,
Yearning to feel the kiss
Of sweet Scottish rain.
Where tropic skies are beaming,
Love sets the heart a-dreaming,
Longing and dreaming for the homeland again.

Chorus:
Towering in gallant fame,
Scotland my mountain hame,
High may your proud standards gloriously wave,
Land of my high endeavour,
Land of the shining river,
Land of my heart for ever,
Scotland the brave!

*Takes down a pint of cold bitter beer!
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Offline Marsos

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #868 on: April 18, 2007, 02:44:45 AM »
Great song. I feel at home in a tavern, as every part of my heritage is famous for its drinking.  :drunks: Long live the tavern!
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #869 on: April 18, 2007, 02:48:15 AM »
Ai, in some young and long nights, I wish that me self was born of proud Scottish blood!
"Deception, Intelligence, Method, Execution, and Exploitation."