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Offline Gulliver

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #795 on: April 14, 2007, 12:03:03 AM »
*Sighing in frustration at having to do everything again, calmly walks over to extinguish Algerianbania*

*Is ignited, proceeds to rub about the room as a living torch setting everything else alight*
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #796 on: April 14, 2007, 12:25:48 AM »
"Ah...just wanted a drink...now everything around me is on fire. Is there a place next door?"
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #797 on: April 14, 2007, 04:49:59 AM »
Im new, gimmi gimmi gimmi
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #798 on: April 14, 2007, 12:38:20 PM »
*looks at the new guy*
Gimmi Gimmi never gets
*Proceeds to blast his face off and butcher him up*
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #799 on: April 14, 2007, 01:06:59 PM »
"Uh oh, looks like a fight gonna start"

*hides under a bar table, while looking up the skirts of female bar attendants.
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #800 on: April 14, 2007, 01:09:57 PM »
* PUR punches ^ for being a pervert.
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #801 on: April 14, 2007, 01:31:37 PM »
*falls unconscious on the booze stained floor, his head bouncing down on the floor in slow motion. Takes one more glimpse before blacking out.   
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #802 on: April 14, 2007, 10:07:08 PM »
"Thanks, Prag, he seemed to be having some problems seeing that he knocked over this table."
* Solnath lifts the table back up.

"A moment, Fräulein Alana."
* Solnath goes to Algerianbania, pulls out a Lüger and empties the clip in the panda's head before returning to the table with his cigar.

"Silly panda, tricks are for kids."
« Last Edit: April 15, 2007, 08:40:19 PM by Solnath »
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Offline Daimiaen

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #803 on: April 14, 2007, 11:51:23 PM »
Quote from: PUR on April 14, 2007, 01:09:57 PM
* PUR punches ^ for being a pervert.

Kettle...pot...black....the calling of???


And Barkeep...a Baileys on the rocks
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #804 on: April 15, 2007, 02:51:36 AM »
*finally wakes up, goes up to the bartender.

"Do you have a bandaid?"

*Turns around to see a panda on the floor with a bloody bullet hole in his head

"Wonder what that guy did?"
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #805 on: April 15, 2007, 01:52:00 PM »
*Fisnhes baslting that ones guys head off*
Ahhhhhhhhh.............
*looks around*
hmmmmm, there is something missing......
*Sees dead panda*
Thats what is missing!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #806 on: April 15, 2007, 07:55:06 PM »
*Walks over to Allana and hands her and Solnath their wine*
*walks over to CL and hands him a bandaid, a drink, and a pistol*
Here man. You gotta stop being a wuss. Kill others to defend others!
*walks back over to Sol and Al and 'Heil's before sitting down and pouring some glasses*
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #807 on: April 15, 2007, 08:09:27 PM »
* Solnath heils Talmann and offers him a cigar.
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Offline PoD Gunner

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #808 on: April 15, 2007, 08:47:35 PM »
keep it civil guys. sometimes take a second to wonder about your choice of words...
*drinks his rum and sits up* well, nice evening, all.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #809 on: April 15, 2007, 08:52:29 PM »
*settles down to a nice cup of tea on the veranda.....
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