"'ey, lass! You forgot your bottle! ... oh, well... Mine now..."
*drinks wine straight from the bottle*
*sees a car driving in the tavern*
"Hey, didn't you see the sign on the door? NO VEHICLES PAST THIS POINT!"
*Pulls Panzerfaust from backpack and fires just below car causing it to flip out into the street*
"HA! Wer ist den Meister schon?