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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 207463 times)

Offline Tarrotown

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #675 on: March 26, 2007, 08:50:51 PM »
"Buyah!"
*proceeds to get to work on Vmarks chest*
"What do we want!"
"A better education system!"
"When do we want it?"
"A better education system!"
"Yay!"

Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #676 on: March 29, 2007, 03:12:01 AM »
*looks over at t-town*
"That's not a knife..." *pulls out machete* "Now THAT'S a knife."
*proceeds to hack at V-mark*

Two min.s later
"Barkeep, a round of Hefeweisen for everybody!"
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #677 on: March 29, 2007, 03:54:14 PM »
orsis takes 1 look around the place and throws a couple of grenades in - being careful not 2 explode the licour - steps in over the pile of bodies and serves himself a drink
Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #678 on: March 29, 2007, 07:08:15 PM »
Man, what have i missed?
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Offline Tarrotown

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #679 on: March 30, 2007, 02:44:57 PM »
*pulls a can of Fosters from Vmark's stomach.*
"Not much, how's it going?"
"What do we want!"
"A better education system!"
"When do we want it?"
"A better education system!"
"Yay!"

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #680 on: March 30, 2007, 06:16:15 PM »
*pulls out a fosters from stomach*
"Dude, you ripped out my spleen"
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #681 on: March 31, 2007, 12:23:23 AM »
Eh.. you won't need it for long.
Hey, you got any German Bier in there?
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #682 on: April 02, 2007, 12:34:43 AM »
Yeah, right belw my Stomch, here you go!
*Pulls out a German Bier*
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #683 on: April 02, 2007, 11:44:33 PM »
* PUR pulls some jack out of v-mark and guzzles geedily

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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #684 on: April 03, 2007, 02:28:43 AM »
*walks up to PUR with a Heineken*
Cheers!
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #685 on: April 03, 2007, 11:58:14 AM »
*looks into body*
"Well, who would have quessed i hade a beer cooler in here? freee drinks for aloll!"
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #686 on: April 03, 2007, 12:38:44 PM »
cheers!

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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #687 on: April 04, 2007, 02:01:07 PM »
orsis decideds the place needs livening up and suddenly runs out of the bar and is back 10 mins later with what looks suspiciously like a pole dancing pole and some power tools - suspicions are confirmed as orsis attaches one end of pole to the ceiling and one to the floor, then tells PUR: "Dance!"
Even the most primitive weapons can still cause pain! (if only for the camel)

Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #688 on: April 04, 2007, 10:07:28 PM »
Forceful, aren't we? That's no way to treat a lady... here, try this:
*walks over to bar, grabs a Jack Daniels, walks over to PUR*
Here, m'lady. If you would be so kind as to dance for us, I will give you this entire bottle.
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #689 on: April 05, 2007, 03:14:52 PM »
Ill give you the cooler
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