The Taijitu Tavern

[Allama]

One can only hope!!

[Bustos]

[Delfos]

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

[Khem]

Welcome to funland!

* al' Khem grabs a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

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After two of those babies, the dullest, most by-the-book Vogon will be up on the bar in stilettos, yodeling mountain shanties and swearing he's the king of the Gray Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine"
—The drink's effects
The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the Best Drink in Existence. Its effects are similar to having your brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

You should never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a thirty ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.

Mixing Instructions:
*Take the juice from one bottle of Ol' Janx Spirit.
*Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V — Oh, that Santraginean seawater! Oh, those Santraginean fish!
*Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
*Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
*Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic.
*Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
*Sprinkle Zamphuor.
*Add an olive.
*Drink... but... very carefully..

[The Empire]

*gulps down a crate of Nuka Cola Quantums*

[Khem]

* al' Khem makes some mississippi quantum pie.

[Erno]

*Pours coloured fluorescent drinks in glasses randomly, then sits and stares at them in black light with a gasp*

[Allama]

* Sips one of the fluorescent drinks, then mixes two together to watch the colors swirl

[Erno]

*grabs a spoon off a random table, and stirs one of said mixes*
It'll taste awfully if it looks nice, right? >.>

[Allama]

It's almost May. Let's drink, smoke, and get rowdy for spring! 

* Dances through the bar, topping off beverages on the way.

            


       


       

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Marlon likes what he sees here in The Taijitu Tavern.   

[Cubeioder123]

*grabs a spoon off a random table, and stirs one of said mixes*
It'll taste awfully if it looks nice, right? >.>

Maybe.Try it!Try it!(Chants a few hundred times)

[Allama]

* Pounds fists on table, joins chant

Try it! Try it! Try it! Try i- ... try...

* Gets distracted by a passing bug, stops chanting to stubblingly follow its flight through the tavern

[AwesomeSaucer]

Hey, uhh...  I'm not in the mood for alcohol now.  What other drinks do you have here?

[Allama]

We have a large selection of juices, from grape to guava, and some truly delightful teas and coffees.

I'll be in the wine cellar.

[AwesomeSaucer]

What's your favorite tea you guys serve here?