Pah, drink is evil - though if we must be villains, I'll drink you all into the swamp. ; )
I much prefer vices of smoke and decay. So if you have cigars, cuuuuuban ciiiiiigars, please do share; I have a powerful desire to exhale death, wahaha!
... And a strong coffee, please. Black as tar.
... And some licorice, too. Chewy black bitter kind.
Uh, is there a tab, here..?