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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4485 on: December 08, 2014, 03:27:52 PM »
* Allama finds a bottle of Rodenbach Grand Cru

Nice selection, wifey!
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Offline Bustos

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4486 on: December 23, 2014, 07:53:26 PM »
[sigh]

...76?  no no...75?  YES!

75 bottles of beer...75 bottles of beer...on the...wall.  [burp] Take one down!  Pass it around!  YEAH!   74 bott...[falls onto the floor]

I'm okay.  It's okay!  I didn't spill my beer.     :drunks:  74 bottles of beer...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4487 on: January 14, 2015, 08:35:21 PM »
* Allama sits down quietly and orders some wine.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4488 on: January 30, 2015, 03:53:21 PM »
* Allama wonders why the Tavern is so empty these days. Must be the economy.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4489 on: January 30, 2015, 05:43:37 PM »
*sits next to Allama*  Come here often?
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4490 on: January 30, 2015, 06:33:36 PM »
* al' Khem jumps on the chandelier swearing he can make the jump into a shot glass.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4491 on: January 30, 2015, 06:46:37 PM »
*stares at Khem on chandelier from a table in a corner* Does anyone accept bets on that guy's jump?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4492 on: January 30, 2015, 07:09:55 PM »
$50 says he makes it to the shot glass but breaks both his legs!

* Allama refers Bustos to the "Taijitu Tavern 4eva" tattoo on her forehead.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4493 on: January 30, 2015, 07:17:34 PM »
* al' Khem gently leaps from on high doing a triple axle twist jacknife into the shot glass breaking only the table beneath.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4494 on: January 30, 2015, 07:24:23 PM »
* Allama hands Erno $50.

Damn acrobatics checks, of course Neil'd roll a nat 20... rassum frassum...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4495 on: January 30, 2015, 07:25:58 PM »
* al' Khem tries to take a step and breaks both legs.
* al' Khem rolled a nat 1 after the nat 20
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4496 on: January 30, 2015, 07:37:29 PM »
A-HA!

* Allama snatches monies back

My guess was technically right. ^______^
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4497 on: January 30, 2015, 07:39:00 PM »
* Allama belatedly realizes she should fetch some help for al' Khem, calls ambulance

* Sits down with Neil to wait, passes him a big ol' fatty to pass the time
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4498 on: January 30, 2015, 08:37:58 PM »
*tries to mumble something about the money, but gives up and carries on sipping cider*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4499 on: January 30, 2015, 10:12:50 PM »
* Offers Erno the blunt or some more cider, whichever he prefers
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