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Offline The Church of Satan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4470 on: October 13, 2014, 07:54:37 PM »
Do you allow outside food here? Doesn't matter, you do now. Oooeeeoooh!

* Summoning powers

Cheeseburger, french fries, chocolate shake! Somebody's mind I's about to take!

* Selecting among people in the tavern.

Eeny, meeny, miney... mind swap!

* an unearthy voice utters Mentok's name as the mind of al' Khem and a dog exchange bodies
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4471 on: October 13, 2014, 08:18:50 PM »
Woof!?
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Offline The Church of Satan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4472 on: October 14, 2014, 12:16:01 AM »
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over this.

* blows wet raspberry

Oooeeeoooh!

* Switches al' Khem's mind back.
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4473 on: October 14, 2014, 02:37:40 AM »
* al' Khem looks around confused.

Why do I taste... nevermind...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4474 on: October 21, 2014, 09:20:33 PM »
* Allama wondered why the dog kept trying to stick its paw down her shirt, then gave up and went back to the bar

Champagne, please! And leave the bottle.
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Offline chlorique queas

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4475 on: November 17, 2014, 03:10:55 PM »
*Arrives in the bar and have a look around before placing his coat on the hanger and taking an empty seat near one of the windows.

"One glass of water please. Make it snappy."

*Was surprise to see a dog wandering around the place.

"You allow animals in here? Now i worry about the state of hygiene in here."
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4476 on: November 17, 2014, 06:26:17 PM »
Awww don'tcha worry about that, he's a good boy.

* Allama directs the hose at the dog, just to be sure.

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4477 on: November 17, 2014, 10:22:37 PM »
Yeah, the dog is fine, it's Al' you need to worry about ;)

*Hides behind the bar
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4478 on: November 18, 2014, 02:31:14 PM »
Hey! I may present a biting danger but I am *extremely* clean.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4479 on: November 18, 2014, 04:59:04 PM »
Not anymore!

*hits Al' in the face with a Vodka-Jello-filled super soaker 200 from the good 'ol Days and run upstairs howling with laughter
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4480 on: November 19, 2014, 09:04:05 PM »
* Allama dashes to the stairs intending to throw her champagne bottle at Emp but stumbles halfway up and tumbles back down.

Hmmm... maybe I just need another drink.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4481 on: December 05, 2014, 01:15:40 AM »
Been awhile.

Bartender!

A bottle of Captain's, please.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4482 on: December 05, 2014, 02:43:17 PM »
* Allama slides a bottle o' Cap'n down the bar to Bustos
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4483 on: December 05, 2014, 11:21:26 PM »
Wipes the dust off the bottle.  "Damn.  This is the same bottle from that case I brought in years ago."
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4484 on: December 06, 2014, 07:28:31 AM »
* al' Khem restocks the shelves, clearing the east wing for the new selection of craft brews.

If you stock it they will drink.
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