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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 216686 times)

Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4335 on: April 10, 2008, 01:58:57 PM »
* Enjoys the tasty drink and shares it with her hubby.

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4336 on: April 10, 2008, 07:42:40 PM »
*loads his autogun*
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4337 on: April 11, 2008, 03:13:42 PM »
* Dreads the eventual, inevitable beginning of all-new, sure to be ridiculous and nonsensical violence while playing a drinking game with Neil.

Anyone want to join us for Quarters?

Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4338 on: April 11, 2008, 04:25:50 PM »
quarters?

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4339 on: April 11, 2008, 05:24:19 PM »
ok.

That's my Quarter of my Tavern, and you enter it, you die.

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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4340 on: April 12, 2008, 09:24:35 AM »
This deed says otherwise...

*produces a deed stamped by the MoA stating that the Taijitu tavern and everything and everyone in it belongs to me*

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4341 on: April 12, 2008, 12:49:15 PM »
well...uhhh....ummmm....hmmmmm

WAIT!

*photoshops The Empire with a Rooster sleeping together*

i want my section back, or i'll go to the Newspaper!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4342 on: April 13, 2008, 02:38:05 AM »
*walks back into the Tavern*
uh... I'll, just have the usual...
*stihtes ien tnhde ccoormneesr anned naerrvously sips his drink*
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4343 on: April 13, 2008, 06:21:53 AM »
I did not sleep with that Rooster!

*EMP's bara's harddrive...*

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4344 on: April 13, 2008, 01:59:03 PM »
Crap!!!!

*shoots emp*

TAKE THAT, CHAOS SCUM!
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4345 on: April 13, 2008, 03:31:00 PM »
* Neil of the Spammist Regime bounces a quarter off bara's head and into his wifey's drink.

"well i now implement a drinking rule. ummm i'll go with the thumb rule."

Neil places his thumb on the table.

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4346 on: April 13, 2008, 03:57:11 PM »
*jams thumb up Neils stomach*

ha!
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4347 on: April 13, 2008, 04:13:39 PM »
* Neil of the Spammist Regime disbelieves all of bara's assaults so it is as if they never happened.

"from the book of drunk....

 thumb rule: last person to put their thumb down MUST DRINK.

 anything else be blasphemy."

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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4348 on: April 13, 2008, 08:46:48 PM »
*puts his thumb on the table too, and kicks bara's shin just for the hell of it.*

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #4349 on: April 13, 2008, 08:55:50 PM »
*puts thumb on the table, and kicks emp in the balls*

ha!
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