The Taijitu Tavern

[Xyrael]

* Xyrael pulls the wolfboy aside and scratches his head.

Does the puppy wanna cookie! Roll over!

[Bara]

*rolls over*

woof.

[Xyrael]

AWW! 

* Xyrael gives Bara a cookie and pats his head

If only this one wasn't retarded, that one might have to put this one down.

Prag hah you'll get that.

[Bara]

*doesnt get it and eats Xy*

WHO YOU CALLING RETARDED!

[Xyrael]

* Xyrael morphs into a hungry hippo  and eats Bara's breakfast

Buahaha now you'll starve like Africa!

[Bara]

Wot ya say?! i'm da biggest 'ere, an i'll take mi shoota an blow yer brains owt! WAAAAGGHHH!! Waaagh!!

[Reine de Tourençal]

 

[Bara]

*shoots Xy*

Me'm da biggest, baddest, killest ork 'ere! anyone who wants ter meeb will answa ter mi boyz!

[Reine de Tourençal]

 

[Xyrael]

Dat git tinks he so strong! Dat 'un not knows I'z got da power of Mork! RAWR

* Xyrael turns green and flings Bara across the room

[Reine de Tourençal]

My hero

[Bara]

Who ya callin' a git, ya grot! Me'll take mi Choppa'z an rip yer mug off!

[Reine de Tourençal]

You wish! 

[Xyrael]

hehe

* Xyrael takes a break from the fight, looks to Aiko, looks to the bartender.

Ah... screw the drinks! I don't need beer goggles to see you're hot, and you don't need to be plastered to do me!

* Xyrael grabs Aiko and rushes into the back room, locking the door!

[Khem]

* Neil man of Love! looks up at Xy with a bewildered look.

 "wha? did you at least bring me a drink and an ashtray? wait damn he let the door close..... fuck now you guys are stuck in here too. alright tell you what, you guys keep the species going and i'll play god to your descendants."