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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 190511 times)

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3675 on: December 14, 2007, 05:50:37 PM »
*hits taco*

Ow..
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3676 on: December 15, 2007, 08:54:55 PM »
*Throws Bara into a portal to the dimension of purple nurples*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3677 on: December 15, 2007, 09:36:54 PM »
NOOO!!!!
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3678 on: December 15, 2007, 11:03:14 PM »
pain... must... overcome... and drink... more.. wine....
*staggers to his feet, only to fall down into the wine cellar*
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3679 on: December 15, 2007, 11:05:09 PM »
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werdio
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3680 on: December 15, 2007, 11:43:43 PM »
damn it bara
drunkenly shoots in the area of bara hitting him several times
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3681 on: December 15, 2007, 11:55:50 PM »
im like swiss chesse!

*watches as his stomach flys out*

Damn you....

*eats johhny reb*
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3682 on: December 16, 2007, 12:00:06 AM »
*climbs up the stairs with two bottles of wine in his hands*

...B-..B-bara... ya cain't..e-eat 'im if'n'ya ain't g...got no st-st-stomach...
*burps*
excu-..excuse m-me...
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3683 on: December 16, 2007, 12:00:56 AM »
it just go through me, and he comes out my ass.

*watches as johhny reb comes out of his buttox.*

Ha!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3684 on: December 16, 2007, 12:04:05 AM »
*at the sight of this, Talmann pukes all over Bara and Johnny*
D-dude... That's disgusting...
*spits, wipes off his mouth and drinks from the bottle*
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3685 on: December 16, 2007, 12:05:06 AM »
*pukes over tal and johhny*

thats sick man!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3686 on: December 16, 2007, 01:50:42 AM »
Who let you out of the portal! *Taco throws Bara back into the aforementioned portal and seals Bara in*
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3687 on: December 16, 2007, 04:31:28 AM »
"Great now I have to clean up this mess here."

*Takes a huge broom and swipes everything including Tal and Jhonny out the door.*

"This job ain't paying enough for the trouble it gives."
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And they may take it away as well.


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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3688 on: December 16, 2007, 05:38:09 AM »
*sneaks back into the wine cellar through the back entrance*
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3689 on: December 16, 2007, 05:24:02 PM »
*skids back into the tavern*

They kicked me out. i was too annnyonig.
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.