The Taijitu Tavern

[Tacolicious]

*Taco steals Niel!'s black suitcase*

[Khem]

* Wonderful Neil! runs after the taco man hoping he can regain his items.

"Oh Phather please let me get my suitcase of ummmm..... stuff...... back. please Phather."

[Pachamama]

Takes up a fork and throws it between Taco's legs making him stumble.
The takes Neils suitcase and returns it to him.
"As I said. Taco's you can eat them but you can't thrust them. Have another shot"

[Tacolicious]

Yes... you caught me... now I shall leave *Taco jumps into a portal while clutching something under his shirt, the portal is closed before Niel! can notice that the case is much lighter*

[Larry]

*whips out his portal gun, creates a portal, and chases Taco*

[Bara]

Man, i need one of those

*Follws Larry and they arrive in tacos portal ending area*

So, this is what tacos portal end looks like? There sure is a lot of tacos

[Larry]

Ah, so this is where he keeps them all. I assume he's just waiting for the right moment to unleash them upon the world. Well, not on my watch!

*begins setting fire to all the tacos*

[Tacolicious]

*The fire causes a mass bloom of Taco spores and they begin multiplying at an exponential rate, the vastly increased Taco army begins pouring through various portals and a war to control all dimensions, first stop... Panda Dimension*

[Bara]

Holy crap larry, we need to get to the Geek dimension before taco gets there! Fire up the portal gun!

[Tacolicious]

*Taco skews the sub-quantum matrix of Bara's portal sending him to the Nerd Dimension and frying the gun trapping him there*

*The Tacos invade the geek dimension and flood the geek cities with hot sauce drowning all*

[Bara]

*presses the Geek spaceship, and they fly to the nerd Demisosn*

Onward! Kill the Nerds!

[Khem]

* Wonderful Neil! is content back at the tavern.

" i had wondered whren it would finally quiet down..."

* Wonderful Neil! pulls out the good liquor.

[Larry]

*Meanwhile, Larry fights his way through the hordes of tacos to reclaim his portal gun. He snatches it up, opens a portal to a random dimension, and escapes through it, closing it behind him*

[Allama]

The dungeon door suddenly opens and Alana walks out, stretching and yawning.  "Oh, hello my handsome manly-wife!  That looks tasty," she says as she sips Neil's drink.  "Took me a while to sleep off, that did.  Have I missed anything interesting?"

[Bara]

*Fighting his way through the nerds, Bara watches as the Geek flag is raised*

Yey!

*Shoots some random nerd*


If only Larry was here...