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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3180 on: October 20, 2007, 11:40:36 PM »
*climbs over the window*

ha! I never freaking die!

*runs to his stash of guns and began's blazing away at the cops*

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3181 on: October 20, 2007, 11:49:04 PM »
Meh, I'll keep to my kind of blazing...

*Taco pulls out a joint and begins blazing with Niel!* Circles open to everyone  :D
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3182 on: October 21, 2007, 12:41:05 AM »
well normally i would jump at that but since you started it ill pass dont know what that is really
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3183 on: October 21, 2007, 12:57:39 AM »
*stops shooting for a monet*

you know towile, you havent drilled me clean through the head yet...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3184 on: October 21, 2007, 01:06:43 AM »
Oh come on towlie... It's a cheeseburger
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3185 on: October 21, 2007, 01:15:45 AM »
What the hell does chesseburgers have to do with anything?!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3186 on: October 21, 2007, 01:25:18 AM »
It would seem Bara has already lost the first half of the battle.

Here Bara, I knew you wouldn't get the reference so:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n01NeGoqcBQ&mode=related&search=
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhiNbi1Y2iM
« Last Edit: October 21, 2007, 01:41:40 AM by Tacolicious »
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3187 on: October 21, 2007, 01:59:42 AM »
well i was doing other thing but if you want me to bara
 builds a device with a drill and some other random parts and a table
 with some straps and straps bara to it
hahahaha
 positions the drill just touching his forehead turns the drill on and flips
 a switch and the drill starts to lower slowly and after 10 minutes it kills
 bara
i needed to get some of the inner psycho path killer out
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3188 on: October 21, 2007, 01:10:09 PM »
*kicks down the front door*

Its on towile

*grabs a saw, and a hand pump, and makes a device so when bara pumps the hand pump, the saw moves back and forth*

oh, this is going to revenge...

*grabs towile and saws his head off, spraying blodd everywhere*

sucker!

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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3189 on: October 21, 2007, 02:01:58 PM »
 walk in the tavern
well that wasnt that bad
and my drill guillotine soo kicks your remote saws ass come on a longish 10 min death by drill
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3190 on: October 21, 2007, 02:11:51 PM »
no way, my romete saw is cooler, its a freaking saw! plus, who wants to die from a screwdriver?!
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3191 on: October 21, 2007, 03:11:35 PM »
screw driver?? you know better, it was a 24 volt hammer drill with a 1 inch drill bit ,and you have hand saw
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3192 on: October 21, 2007, 03:13:06 PM »
Hand Saw? whoops, wrong one.

*Picks up his chainsaw*

What handsaw now?!
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3193 on: October 21, 2007, 03:17:32 PM »
shoots bara is the hear and rigs explosives to all the possible places bara could get in
hahahaha
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3194 on: October 21, 2007, 03:39:51 PM »
*sees all the explosives*

My god, its heaven

*Disarms the explosives and then rearms them, then turns to towile*

He he he..bombas...bomas...

*throws them at towile, making massive craters inside the tavern*
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