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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3165 on: October 20, 2007, 06:36:18 PM »
Enters the tavern trough the window because of the possibility that they may throw a bound and burning Bara out trough the door.
"Hello everybody. How have you been doing?"
"Could I get a whiskey?"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3166 on: October 20, 2007, 08:26:02 PM »
*Taco opens a portal to a land where everyone is always kind of hungry, but they're not sure what it is that they're hungry for, so they just say "Bah, I'll have something in a bit once I know what I want" but no matter how much time passes they can never decide what it is that they want, but they know that what's around they don't want so they just keep getting hungrier and hungrier... and throws Bara through the portal sealing him in that hell*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3167 on: October 20, 2007, 08:31:23 PM »
*walks in through the front door*

Jesus, don't you ever learn taco! i never die!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3168 on: October 20, 2007, 08:48:35 PM »
I didn't actually kill you... I just sent you to a place where you'd always be hungry and never be able to satisfy that hunger.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3169 on: October 20, 2007, 08:53:59 PM »
yeah, but hunger kills.
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3170 on: October 20, 2007, 09:02:33 PM »
"All this talk about hunger has gotten me hungry.
I like to order a friggin extra huge steak with fries and a beer. Thank you"
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3171 on: October 20, 2007, 10:26:56 PM »
Does beef work?
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3172 on: October 20, 2007, 10:50:15 PM »
Yes
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3173 on: October 20, 2007, 10:52:03 PM »
Give me a sec

*walks over to taco, chops off his head with a ax, and ribs all the beef from his insides into a bowl and hands it to pach*

Remember its fresh!
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3174 on: October 20, 2007, 11:15:28 PM »
"Judging from the looks it's not fresh"
"I think I wait for Allama to come back and ask her for some food"
Hands Taco his innards back. "Slowly I begin to understand you Mister Taco"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3175 on: October 20, 2007, 11:24:29 PM »
*Taco refills his shell*

Yeah, well that's the advantage of getting right to the guts of a matter.

*Taco pushes Bara out of the Tavern and locks the doors and windows and starts a roaring fire in the fire place*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3176 on: October 20, 2007, 11:29:53 PM »
*breaks a window and climbs in*

Jeez, that was to easy.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3177 on: October 20, 2007, 11:32:36 PM »
*Taco smiles as the silent alarm is tripped, the police roll up and arrest Bara*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3178 on: October 20, 2007, 11:36:25 PM »
Thanks for coming guys! That taco almost killed me!

*Hands taco a gun*

HE HAS A GUN!

*watches as the police arrest taco and they send him to jail*

Suckers...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3179 on: October 20, 2007, 11:37:29 PM »
Wait guys, he's on the terrorist watch list * slips the police a $50 and watches as the gun Bara down*
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