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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3015 on: October 01, 2007, 06:11:46 AM »
come on Taco be realistic. the tennis racket god exists but he dousn't know a damned thing about enlightenment. i mean why do you think the atomic bungalow elves had such a bad time of it with..... wow now i understand the purpose of your existance and its effects upon the life essence shortage..... its pretty warm in here eh? *strips* wow you should feel this floor. where did i  put my cigarettes? i wonder who decided A should go first in the alphebet? wow that beer is such a nice flavor of green noise.... where are my cigarettes?
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3016 on: October 01, 2007, 06:16:54 AM »
Why thank you Bara, i knew i could rely on you ... jesus ... *goes at the meat market and buys a new arm*
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3017 on: October 01, 2007, 06:23:05 AM »
* Neil! nude aside from his tophat, starts attepting to start a new religion. he beats all nonbelievers with a tennis racket that the taco tries to reclaim for the atomic bungalow elves as it is their deity. the first person smacked, never realy existed in the first place.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3018 on: October 01, 2007, 03:00:57 PM »
*enters the Tavern and looks around*

Ah, just another normal day in Taijitu.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3019 on: October 01, 2007, 08:07:35 PM »
*rubs his face*

Wheres the fu*king panda?
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3020 on: October 02, 2007, 01:27:40 AM »
*Still in a cage at the local zoo.

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3021 on: October 02, 2007, 01:36:39 AM »
free the panda whos with me
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3022 on: October 02, 2007, 03:22:36 AM »
"I vote aye."

Well that's obvious.
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3023 on: October 02, 2007, 05:43:49 AM »
*awakes from his unconsciousness, dusts him self, comes out from under a table with his new arm reattached and gently walks towards the door* Time for another day at work ...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3024 on: October 02, 2007, 05:47:39 AM »
Go ahead and get out of the zoo, I'll just sell you to another zoo...in fact that gives me a good idea. I'll sell you to different zoos and bust you out, we'll split the cash 50/50. If a zoo has a Panda breeding program I'll leave you in a little longer so you can have your fun... seems win/win to me.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3025 on: October 02, 2007, 06:30:59 AM »
Umm sure, but how do I know that you won't rip me off? You are a Taco after all.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3026 on: October 02, 2007, 06:33:50 AM »
Either I sell you to zoos as my partner or to the meat packing plant as my victim... it's your choice.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3027 on: October 02, 2007, 06:34:58 AM »
Ummm, let me think, life, death, life, death. Oh its a toughy.
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3028 on: October 02, 2007, 10:46:43 AM »
aaarghhh pick the zoo already !!!!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3029 on: October 02, 2007, 08:25:02 PM »
*While the Panda muddles over the choice Taco calls the next zoo* Hey you guys need a panda? Great, I got an extra Panda lying around, just come by the tavern and pick him up... trouble? *Taco shoots a tranq dart into the Panda* No, he won't be any trouble.
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