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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2970 on: September 28, 2007, 02:13:59 PM »
Thanks for the support Larry, you can rest assured that you're on the winning team  :clap:  :congrats: :clap:

So how did the war start...

One day Taco was on his way home with his sweetheart when a mean old Panda came out from the alley, smelling of bamboo and vomit.

"Give me your wallet!" said the Panda, his paw shaking with the cravings for more illegal drugs. "I'm going to take all your money and draw mustaches on the pictures of your loved ones in your wallet!"

Taco was most irked by this addicted Panda's attempt to take his hard earned money. "I don't think so" said Taco "I need that money to donate to worthy causes for needy people". The Panda scoffed at Taco "I'm taking that money, although I'm not going to use any of it for anything but my own selfish desires, I'm a Panda after all and Pandas are extremely greedy"

"That's sad" said Taco, "I'm going to say a prayer for you and buy you a hot lunch, but you can't steal my wallet for your evil and selfish desires". Taco began to pray and the Panda shoved him down and took a bite out of his sweetheart killing her...

And that is how the Taco Panda wars began...

« Last Edit: September 28, 2007, 02:17:25 PM by Tacolicious »
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2971 on: September 28, 2007, 03:16:00 PM »
"How... h-how very sad!" Alana exclaimed, bursting into tears.  Once she got a hold of herself, she sat up straight and raised her glass.

"I'll support the righteous Taco unto death.  Cheers to the hero of the hour!"
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2972 on: September 28, 2007, 08:26:24 PM »
Wow. I mean, I always knew Pandas were evil, but that's just plain mean. I agree with Allama; those Pandas must be stopped, no matter what the cost. I swear I will not eat nor sleep until every last one of those scoundrels is hunted into extinction!
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2973 on: September 28, 2007, 09:35:05 PM »
lets see...Taco did screw my past up and made me a geek.... but, i like taco bell.....then agian, Pandaboy did try to get me arrested.....so many choices. I quess i willl support tacos army....

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Offline ParrrrTay

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2974 on: September 28, 2007, 09:42:32 PM »
It's a fable!  Panda's are cuddly and loveable!  :wb:
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2975 on: September 28, 2007, 09:45:40 PM »
well, tacos taste good

*ribs off a pecie of taco and eats it*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2976 on: September 29, 2007, 12:06:39 AM »
Thanks for your support everyone, with your help I'll be able to love again and this time no Panda will steal my love from me.
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Offline mantorman

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2977 on: September 29, 2007, 01:21:47 AM »
Its time to get the draft going :o, and i dont find that story sad at all, any taco would have done that to a panda before the panda wars for a few extra buck if they were some hobo on the street! and besides (takes a bite out of a taco) taco are sometimes ugly, but pandas are always cute and fuzzy! (except that hobo on the street in the story :'()
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2978 on: September 29, 2007, 02:13:09 AM »
Taco Hobos aren't the stabbing kind of Hobo, they're the singing kind of Hobo.
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Offline ParrrrTay

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2979 on: September 29, 2007, 01:23:16 PM »
Can I please have a glass of wine? 
(Enough drink and I might get up and sing with a Taco Hobo)
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Offline mantorman

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2980 on: September 29, 2007, 02:50:11 PM »
hey, every race every once in a while have a bad egg, and usually that bad egg starts a war of some kind, so it wasnt really then pandas as a race that pissed the tacos off, it was just one stupid panda that is probably dead now. and waiter! get me another round of whiskey over here! hic.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2981 on: September 29, 2007, 02:56:11 PM »
What ever it takes for you to be able to sleep at night, Mantor [/sarcasm]

*Taco gives Parr a glass of wine and some special Hobo Chili*

Hobo Chili for everyone! Even for the vile Panda race!
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2982 on: September 29, 2007, 02:58:08 PM »
Due to my past "fights" with the Panda, me and the other supportes of Taco will rally in his aid ... Take care Panda, for united we are strong!
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Offline mantorman

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2983 on: September 29, 2007, 03:39:42 PM »
sounds like it WW2! i dont want 50million people to die again!!! JEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! :'(...why does it have to start over again and again!
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Offline Charabzhahb

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2984 on: September 29, 2007, 03:41:10 PM »
*Walks in and sits down*

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