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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2805 on: September 14, 2007, 07:40:44 PM »
*Taco points to the wire he plugged into the camera which has a false video feed, Taco then shows Bara the video of what he did to the drink Bara just drank*
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Offline Ess

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2806 on: September 14, 2007, 08:47:23 PM »
*plops down at bar*

I need a drink!  I gotta go to work, soon!   :(
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2807 on: September 14, 2007, 08:49:39 PM »
You...did...that?! You evil man! fallen earth beta codes! how could you shredded them up and did that!
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2808 on: September 15, 2007, 12:49:17 AM »
yay more boomage, i was counting on taco not backing from that challenge i just wanted to see the tavern blow up
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2809 on: September 15, 2007, 01:26:16 AM »
hey, i used to do it all the time... and i still do

*Grabs some C-4 from the statshes he keeps, and plants expolsies all around taco*

FIRE IN THE TACO!

*Blows up taco*

ahhhh
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2810 on: September 15, 2007, 01:43:16 AM »
damn it bara
shoots baras legs off and right arm then one between the eyes
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2811 on: September 15, 2007, 01:53:08 AM »
*rolls himself into the traven*

Darn it! i really need to leran how to regrow my legs and arms*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2812 on: September 15, 2007, 02:07:48 AM »
hey at least i left you a arm this time
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2813 on: September 15, 2007, 02:11:51 AM »
good point
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2814 on: September 15, 2007, 02:28:05 AM »
know what
shoots other arm off
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2815 on: September 15, 2007, 04:14:06 AM »
*The shreds of Taco lie on the floor forgotten... so no one noticed when the pieces begin to move and reform. As Bara sits alone in the corner talking with friends that only he can see Taco rises up behind him*

Oh Bara, is that a fallen earth demo CD on that rug in the middle of the floor?

*As Bara runs drooling to grab the CD the rug gives way to reveal a bottomless pit* Oh sorry Bara, I was mistaken. That a Hello Kitty tropical paradise CD.

FYI Bara: When you fall in a bottomless pit you die of starvation
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2816 on: September 15, 2007, 07:00:05 AM »
*Panda slaps Taco. Then dives into the hole, rescues Bara, slaps him, and then drops him again.
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2817 on: September 15, 2007, 07:22:38 PM »
*Throws a jetpack down towards the falling Bara.*
See, I'm not all that cruel. As long as he can reach it somehow.

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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2818 on: September 15, 2007, 08:41:21 PM »
"This place is more of a war zone than a tavern. If the gentlemen and gentlepanda and of course gentletaco excuse me I would like to order one more round for you all on my bill"
Orders the drinks and pays his bill taking a bottle of beer and walks out.
"If Mister Barakarin is done with getting himself blasted to bits he can join me for a drink in a more relaxed spot.
Have a good time."
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2819 on: September 15, 2007, 09:47:11 PM »
*rolls his head into the front door*

You were wrong taco, it did have a bottom. and Pach, wait for me!

*rolls after pach*
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