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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2160 on: July 29, 2007, 05:50:36 PM »
*Taco wakes up from his nap of several days and looks at the madness that has gone* The tavern has gotten too messy to clean up.. hmm... I know

*Taco sets off a nuke and the tavern rebuilds it's self into a fresh clean version*

There, although I like the lived in look *Taco loads a cannon with pancakes and maple syrup and shoots it at Trey and Larry*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2161 on: July 29, 2007, 05:51:39 PM »
Sweet, free breakfast!

*catches the pancakes in his mouth*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2162 on: July 29, 2007, 05:55:21 PM »
*Taco hides a small vile labeled 'Antidote' in his pocket*

Yes... enjoy them...  >:D
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2163 on: July 29, 2007, 06:01:34 PM »
Thanks, Taco, I will!

*finishes off Trey's uneaten pancakes*

Wait, what's that strange aftertaste? Hmmm, seems to be blueberry. With a hint of poison. Uh-oh.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2164 on: July 30, 2007, 11:59:54 AM »
Upon hearing the word "poison", Alana spits her drink halfway across the room.  It makes an interesting crimson pattern on the wall, though it's quite high up having been spat from the back of a giraffe.

"POISON?"
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2165 on: July 30, 2007, 01:00:19 PM »
Don't worry dear, the only thing put in your drink was sedatives ::)
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2166 on: July 30, 2007, 01:16:52 PM »
"Well, it's a darn good thing my health insurance cov- *SNORE*"
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2167 on: July 30, 2007, 01:18:52 PM »
*catches Al' as she falls off the giraffe and sneaks off up the stairs*
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2168 on: July 30, 2007, 01:31:05 PM »
* Alana wakes up halfway up the stairs, highly disoriented, and overbalances in Emp's arms, knocking him over and falling on his knee.

Oops, geez, I'm sorry!  Were you helping me up the stairs to sleep it off?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2169 on: July 30, 2007, 01:42:27 PM »
Yes I was ::)

*tries to look innocent*
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2170 on: July 30, 2007, 03:18:15 PM »
Luckily for Empity, Alana was still recovering from the effects of the tranqs and didn't notice how shady he looked.

"Oh, thanks!  You're such a dear.  Let me get you a drink!"
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2171 on: July 30, 2007, 05:31:52 PM »
Bad Empire, bad.

I am so glad I came here late, because I would have gobbled those pancakes up.  I LOVE PANCAKES!!!  I just ate some banana pancakes in RL.

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2172 on: July 30, 2007, 06:59:18 PM »
vive , who happens to be sitting cross-legged on the ceiling meditating, looks down at the crowd.

" i think I'm going to need another drink after this meditating session..."
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2173 on: July 30, 2007, 07:01:03 PM »
So you meditated through the nuke, then?
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2174 on: July 30, 2007, 07:03:05 PM »
duh.. i have my own force field... i was in that when the nuke went off..
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